Whiskey Dick Testo

Gotta girlfriend, she's so pretty
Makes me happy, when im shitty
When she laughs, she thinks im witty, yeah.

She can kiss, and smells like flowers
Wears work shirts and converse all stars
she's so cool, and i'm a retard, yeah.

*chorus*
and you dont like me cause my bands not big but i see your face at all the shows, whoa
so heres another song that's 3 chords long, with stupid lyrics that you'll never know.

Love Sucks.

and my girlfriend likes to toke it
and she dont care if i smoke it.
goves me money when im broke, shit yeah.

she likes blatz, the muffs and weezer
but she still likes my band better
ands she'll be my girl forever, yeah.

*chorus*