we like yoghurt
it's the greatest thing in history
with its . . . creamy goodness
its a great dessert after your tea.
we like ketchup
it's the reddest thing in history
in it's squeezy bottle
it goes well on ya chippy tea!
oh yeah . . .
we like custard
its the sweetest thing in history
with its smoothy flavour
i want apple pie and custard PLEASE!
we hate mustard
it's the grossest thing in history
put it on your hotdog
all you have to do is SQUEEZE!
oh yeah . . . SAUCY!