What's up, Charlie?
(What's up, man?)
Nothing just watching American Idol, searching on the net
(Is there anything about Chamillionaire?)
Heard he lost twenty million dollars, how he lose that?
Heard he got dropped from Universal, how he lose that?
Heard that new single and that Creepin Solo super wack
Anyways, Ludacris just wrecked him on his own track
Ha, he's the rapper that my brother hates
He commit suicide so I'm a take my brother's place
Let me log on the net, I don't have no time to waste
I'm a log on to Chamillionaire dot com and rub it in his face
Chamillionaire sucks, Chamillionare's square
He's drops alot of mixtapes, but I don't care
If he don't switch it up, then I know he's gonna fail
And if he does switch it up, then I just hope it don't sell
Hell, he's super boring, he has no swagger
He's part of a league of rappers that just don't matter
I don't know why DJ Skee or Drama even mess with him
Oh no! There he goes, saying he's the best again
Plus he had the nerve to call my bro an Internet Nerd
I'm a log on his email and hack his f-ing password
Sure, he's got internet fans
But I never heard nobody in the streets jammin' him
Mixtape Messiah, HA HA, better think again
His last one sucked I never made it up to number ten
I couldn't even pretend, that I would ever get him
I never go to his show and not goin get his album Venom
He sucks, what the heck are people even listening to?
His rhyme patterns are enough to, make me miserable
Make me want to enter in to a mental institute
In the real commercial where, he is like invisible!
On the net, there saying he got witty burrs
I'm a say he's wack close to under every Diddy blog
And plus I wonder [? ] is he really large
He's probably on vacation and I don't think he really tore
My sister tried to tell me that he got 50 cars
Hi Chamillionaire, none of those are really yours
He's really leasing them but I'm the one that really knows
I'm a put'chu on, Rolling Star and you goin be exposed
His personality stinks, can; t stand the scent of it
Where's his website, he didn't even finish it
If he thinks he sell as much as Wayne, then he's an idiot
I don't think he even made a song good as A Millie did!
Chat rooms or something that I'm normally glued to
But I don't wanna conversate with none of you fools!
Cause you think he's good and wrong, you lose!
Yesterday he wasn't even top 10 on YouTube!
YAHHH Trick, just admit it your all front in draws
Hamilton, Joe Alteeze, even Joe Buddens
All of them are better than him (Heckster) y'all don't know nothing (Heckster! Come down here now!)
Ah, my mom's calling me, coming!
[Hangs up phone]