Defriended On MySpace Testo

I laid down the welcome mat
And tried to be your friend
You took me off your myspace
And shot me in the head

I never had a social life
And I always wondered why
But I live out in the country
So why should I even try
Can't make a friend in the real world
Can't make a friend on the internet
Guess I have no more purpose here
Guess I'll crawl back into my bed

So call me a baby
When I call in and complain
But I never had a friend before
The day you first came along

But now I've had too much to drink
And I'm alone in my bedroom
With a .357 magnum
Trying harder than hell to be strong

Can't make a friend in the real world
Can't make a friend on the internet
Guess I have no more purpose here
Guess I'll crawl back into my bed
Everybody defriends me
Nobody talks to me
Everybody defriends me
Nobody talks to me

Can't make a friend in the real world
Can't make a friend on the internet
Guess I have no more purpose here
Guess I'll crawl back into my bed

Can't make a friend in the real world
Can't make a friend on the internet
Guess I have no more purpose here
Guess I'll crawl back into my bed

I'm gonna crawl back into my bed
And put a bullet through my brain
You defriended me on MySpace
And I think I'm going insane

Insane

I need novocaine