10 Knots Testo

My kitchen floor started crackingAnd out jumped a manBig, red and hornyI was shaking the devils handYou've got a hell of a reputationThats the name of my gameBeen digging all night'Cause I heard your nameGot a mean main reason have no fearBut first we'll plays some pokerAnd have a warm beerLet's play a little pokerAnd have a nize hot beerI will smash your windows burn your mailI tied ten knots on the devils tailI can eat a horse even chew nailI tied ten knots on the devils tailD.A.D. wouldn't cross his trail'Cause I tied ten knots on the devils tailHe's the toughest man and he can't failBut I tied ten knots on the devils taaaaiiiiilI sat down to the tableWith the man that I once fearedHe was drinking, humming, drinkingAnd scratching his beardSo we drank for about a fortnightIt seemed like some stupid testStill I was sitting uprightDoing the things that I do bestBut the poor devil looked messI will smash your windows...Though he was redHe seemed kind of paleThen I tied ten knotsOn the devils tailI dumped him in his holeHeard the echoes of the screamHey boyscout from belowNow tell me who's mean!I won't smash your windows...I'm so rough I spent summer in jail'Cause I tied ten knots on the devils tailI'm so mean I could out-fart a galeBut I tied ten knots on the devils tail