Before Ron Goes All Lumberjack Testo

Oh, Hermione, please tell me you're not seriously
Considering going out with that tree
He seems like trouble to me and
Oh, Hermione, you know he doesn't love you like I do

When you were going out with Viktor Krum
It made my heart come undone
But you decided that you didn't like his style
Well if you don't go for the physical type
What do you think dating that tree would be like When his claim to fame is how he hits things

Oh, Hermione, please tell me you're not seriously
Considering going out with that tree
He seems like trouble to me and
Oh, Hermione, you know he doesn't love you like I do

And that Willow's been Whomping around
With every witch and wizard in this town
From Luna Lovegood to Harry to Professor Lupin
And have you noticed how he's always in green
If he were sorted I think he'd be a Slytherin
He even likes hanging out with the Malfoy's

Well I know you have a thing for stars
But this is taking things a bit to far
And how can you look twice at that tree
When you know in your heart you belong with me

Oh, Hermione, please tell me you're not seriously Considering going out with that tree
He seems like trouble to me and
Oh, Hermione, you know he doesn't love you like I do

I could love you for the rest for my life
But he seems like the type of tree who'd beat his wife
And you deserve a better man than that
I know we don't always get along great
But our love is true and you're my fate
Whereas he only likes you 'cause your hair is bushy

Oh, Hermione, please tell me you're not seriously
Considering going out with that tree
He seems like trouble to me and
Oh, Hermione, you know he doesn't love you like I do