Can you fit a big boat in a shrubbery?
Can you sail a ship amongst a copse of trees?
No, this you cannot do!
Why do you still try to?!
You need the mallard
Don't you know that Pirates,
Belong in the sea
Or soon you start to lose identity
Yeah, this will happen to you,
Unless you start to be like the mallard
A Copse of trees and/or a shrubbery
Is not a place to hide a pirate ship
Your shrubbery is calling out for the mallard,
you need to let the duck destroy the barge.
There's only one mallard, who you cannot discard. Recieve the mallard!