Makin' Money Testo

Eggsy: I'm goin' down town to the DSS,
Mysti: fuck with me I'll leave your face is a mess,
2hats: Thats right his name is Mystikal,
Xain: And if he looks at you twice he'll fuck you up like a bull,
Eggsy: I needs to get money to go on the pull,
Xain: And to buy a new sweater made of cashmere and wool,
Mysti: When I gets there I realise the job centre's full,
2Hats: But I can always get cash cos I ain't fuckin' dull,
Eggsy: I saw my parole officer she had a 'tashe,
Mysti: She knew I got caught last night with my stash, 2Hats: I don't think she minds,I think she fancies me,
Eggsy: I think she wants to fuck all the GLC,
Xain: So I layed on some pills and made a fuckin' killin',
Eggsy: With all this cash I'm really fuckin' chilling,
2Hats: Got a new tracksuit-it's really fuckin' safe,
Eggsy: Spent money on a horse and it came in first place,


There's loads of ways to make some cash,
But the best way to do it is to sell some hash,


Xain: I can make a raise in loadsa ways,
Eggsy: I lay you ons with an ounce cos I knows you can pays,
Mysti: fuckin' monged out in a smoky haze,
2Hats: Gettin' wrecked up in one of these ways,
Xain: Smoking on a bucket, or a spliff or a bong,
Then I'm drinking beer all night fuckin' long,
Eggsy: If you're really clever and in the GLC,
Then you can make 100 quid out of 50p,

There's loads of ways to make some cash,
But the best way to do it is to sell some hash,


Eggsy: Watchin' the news up on ITV,
fuck me bra, that stories all about me!
They said I was a bastard causing loadsa misery,
Takin money from the old to pay for fuckin' LSD,
Xain: I makes my money by ripping off fools,
And selling drugs outside the local schools,
2Hats: I makes my money selling the coke,
But I don't get high off my own fuckin' dope,
Eggsy: I can stand here all day and give you a big fuckin' list,
But I gotta help my mate do over a fucking post office,

Mysti: In the good old day's you'd steal some old birds purse,
But in the procceding years I started to feel worse,
Watching old dears see the mental health nurse,
But they felt the wrath of the glc curse,
Keepin' it real in the GLC household,
You know it makes sense, take care of yourselves,


There's loads of ways to make some cash,
But the best way to do it is to sell some hash,



Adam: You knows I loves making loadsa dollar,
Eggsy: Pay money for my cock and the girls start to hollar,
Adam: And I pays for my car and my tracksuit is free,
Making the money since 1983,
Eggsy: Touch my wood but you won't get splinters,
I can sort out computers, scanners and printers,
Eggsy: I use my money to but pasties that are made by Ginsters,
Mysti: I'll even sell you photo's of arseholes and sphynchters,


There's loads of ways to make some cash,
But the best way to do it is to sell some hash,


Mysti: Ding dong I'll show you my schlong,
Feeling like Mario in Donkey Kong,
Leave the girls singing a song,
And kicking back large and smoking my bong,
Eggsy: Back in the day around 1983,
I was just a fuckin' kid climbing up a fuckin' tree,
These times are too busy trying to make some fuckin' cash,
But I won't sell my ass cos last time I got a rash,
The skin was coming off there was puss on the floor,
I thought "fuck this clart I'll stick to selling fuckin' draw",
Adam: Don't diss my nan, don't say she's a slag,
Cos she gives me cash from her fuckin' handbag,
Eggsy: Quick like lava,
Wearing a balaclava,
I'll nick your T.V and sell your fuckin' father,
Xain: I'll sell you a T.V or maybe a computer,
I know a bloke who can sort out a fuckin' shooter,


There's loads of ways to make some cash,
But the best way to do it is to sell some hash.