Stocking Stuffer Testo

Santa Claus once picked me up after school
We had some drinks - We shot some pool.
Told me that he's not a one woman man
He's got a few - They understand.
Over some dinner we talked about things
He ordered ribs - I got some wings.
He said he fancied the girl in my life;
Asked me if she could be his for a night
How could I say "No" to old good Saint Nick?
He fills up stocking with beautiful gifts.
Santa Santa Santa
Got my girlfriend pregant for Christmas
O o O Oooo
Thats not what I had on top of my wish list.
No noooo
Santa Santa Santa had a one night stand with my lady
O o O Oooo
This Christmas Santa Claus gave me a baby.
No noooo!

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Pittsburgh Hearts, Track 7