Ninja Testo

Testo Ninja

"Hey yo J man, hey"
"Yeah?"
"Hey man, you remember me?"
"Uh huh"
"Hey you remember that shit you said?"
"Uh uh"
"Well, paybacks are a bitch!"
(gunfires)
"Mmm, mufucker, let's go man"
"Hold up man, he's still alive, man"
(gunfires)
"Die mufucka, damn"
(gunfires)
"Shoot the motherfucker again man"
(gunfires)
"Aww shit"
(gunfires)
"Shoot him again man"
"Ahahaha Ahahah!"
(gunfires)
"This motherfucker's still alive man"
"Ahahahahahahahaha!"
(gunfires)
"Die man"
(gunfires)
"Ahahahahaha!!"
"Oh shit, let's get the fuck out of here man"
"Ahhhh! Ahahahaha!
The wicked clowns will never die!!!
Hehehehe, bitches"

"What's the hell's a ninja?"
"It is the branch of the Japenese samurai
A very old orginization
It's origins are hundreds of years old
Much of its history has been lost.
Not many ninjas exist today,
Yet they all have indominal fighting skills as a part of Ninjitsu.
No matter what weapons you use, a ninja will never die."

Damn, I wish I could be a shogun samurai
So I can swing a sword and make necks fly
I'd go to school and ninja crawl through the halls
And then I'd jump out and stab bitches in the balls
Cause I remember these kids from the playground
Everybody'd hang around, we were all down
But then we grew up and everybody turned away
And now they dissin me, yellin fuck nerdy J
I sit and think of how it changed as I got older
As I think I draw a ninja on my folder
What I would do if I only had a ninja sword
You'd see blood start flingin on the chalk board
I'd tell the whole class nobody move or jiggle
First one to do, I'll make your fuckin neck wiggle
Everyone would start jockin
The news would take my picture
Damn I wish I could be a ninja

Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it
(x2)

After I was done killing all the yuppie fucks
All the poor kids would come and swing from my nuts
And I would walk home feeling like a samurai
I'd walk in the house and see my momma cry
I'd ask why, she'd point to my drunk pops
He tried to hit her again but that shit stops
I kick him in his throat, you hear his neck break
I throw a roundhouse and knock his beard off his face
I'd tell him, Dad, now look at all your broken glass
Why don't you pick it all up and stick it in your ass
I watch him do it, now hurry up, you take forever
When he was done, I'd squeeze his butt cheeks together
Now get the fuck out my house, never come back
I throw a Chinese star and stick him in his ass crack
I turn to my mother, I'm sorry that he hit ya
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja

Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it
(x2)

If I could be a ninja, my daddy would be dead
But I still gotta go to work and pay the rent
I flip french fries for two twenty five
Mr. Donny works here, he's fuckin fourty five
But he think he the shit cause he the boss
I guess he don't know that his life is a loss
I walk in, about 5 minutes late
Cause I was trying to clean the blood off my ninja blade
So Mr. Donny wanna try and get up in my face
Screaming at me, sweatin over this place
Mad cause I'm late, he's no better than me
Just another bitch working for next to free
I thought about taking my ninja steel
And cutting up his body and fry him on the grill
But he's too fuckin wack and I can kill this bitch
And I don't even need to be a ninja

Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it
(x6)

Yeah yeah, I'm a ninja, yeah
Fuck that I'm a wicked clown bitch!