If I Were Gay Testo

Here we are dear ol' friend

you and I drunk again

laughs have been had and

tears have been shed

maybe the wiskeys gone to my head.


But if i were gay i would give you my heart

and if i were gay you'd be my work of art

and if i were gay we would swim in romance

but im not gay so get your hand outta pants



Its not that I dont care I do

i just dont see myself in you

another time andother scene

I'd be right behind you
If ya know what i mean



Cuz if i were gay i would give you my soul

and if i were gay i would give you my hole being

and if i were gay we would tear down the walls

but im not gay some wont you stop cupping my ba..hand



we've never hugged

we've never kissed

i've never been intimate with your fist

but you have opened brand new doors

get over here and drop you drawers!!