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I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sitting on the dashboard of my car
Comes in colors, pink and pleasant
Glows in the dark, it's iridescent
Take it with you when you travel far

Get yourself a sweet Madonna
Dressed in rhinestone, setting on a
Pedestal of Abalone Shells Going 90, I ain't scared
Because I got the Virgin Mary
Assuring me that I won't go to hell