Testi Soundtracks :: A

NARRATOR:

There is one place in town doing business; Dr. Detmold's Sanatorium for the Socially Pressured. Locally known as the Cookie Jar.



COOKIES:

I'm like the bluebird.

I should worry, I should care.

I should be a millionaire.

I'm like the bluebird...



NARRATOR:

The Mayoress is so depressed by her unpopularity that she makes a nostalgic pilgrimage to a huge rock on the outskirts of town.



CORA:

I am in the depths of positive despair.



SCHUB:

Ah now, Cora, you need to relax.



CORA:

I need a miracle, that's what I need.



NARRATOR:

Suddenly, Baby Joan licks the rock and there is an enormous spurt of water.



CORA:

Schroeder - Schroeder!



MRS. SCHROEDER:

Your honor, it's a miracle!



CORA:

It's what?



MRS. SCHROEDER:

A miracle! It's a miracle!



CORA:

You know, you're absolutely right. It is a miracle. I'm saved.