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Avenue Q - The Internet Is For Porn

KATE

The internet is really really great

TREKKIE MONSTER

For porn

KATE

I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait

TREKKIE

For porn

KATE

Huh?

There's always some new site,

TREKKIE

For porn!

I browse all day and night

TREKKIE

For porn!

KATE

It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light

TREKKIE

For porn!

KATE

Trekkie!



TREKKIE

The internet is for porn

KATE

Trekkie!

TREKKIE

The internet is for porn,

KATE

What are you doing!?

TREKKIE

Why you think the net was born?

Porn porn porn



KATE

Treee—kkie!

TREKKIE

Oh hello kate monster

KATE

You are ruining my song

TREKKIE

Oh me sorry, me no mean to

KATE

Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?

TREKKIE

Me no talkie

KATE

Good



I’m glad we have this new technology

TREKKIE

For porn

KATE

Which gives us untold opportunity

TREKKIE

For por—oops, sorry

KATE

Right from you own desktop

TREKKIE

For ---

KATE

You can research browse and shop

Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop

TREKKIE

FOR PORN!!





Trekkie!

TREKKIE

The internet is for porn!

KATE

Noooo

TREKKIE

The internet if for porn!

KATE

Trekkie

TREKKIE

Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!



KATE

That’s gross you’re a pervert

TREKKIE

Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster

KATE

NO really, your a pervert

Normal people don’t sit at home and look

At porn on the internet

TREKKIE

Ohhhh?

KATE

What?!

TREKKIE

You have no idea

Ready normal people?



NORMAL PEOPLE

Ready--- ready ----ready



TREKKIE

Let me hear it!



TREKKIE AND GUYS

The internet is for porn!

PRINCETON

Sorry kate

TREKKIE AND GUYS

The internet is for porn!

PRINCETON

I masturbate!

TREKKIE AND GUYS

All these guys unzip their flies

For porn, porn, porn!



KATE

The internet is not for porn!!



TREKKIE AND GUYS

PORN!, PORN, P---



KATE

HOLD ON A SECOND!



Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online



ROB

That’s correct.



KATE

And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com



BRIAN

Sure!



KATE

And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay



GARY

Yes I do!



KATE

And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card



PRINCETON

True!



TREKKIE

Oh, but Kate-

What you think he do . . .after? hmm?



PRINCETON

. .yeah



KATE

EEEWWWWW!

TREKKIE AND GUYS

The internet is for porn!

KATE

Gross!

TREKKIE AND GUYS

The internet is for porn!

KATE

I hate porn

TREKKIE AND GUYS

Grab your dick and double click

KATE

I hate you men!

TREKKIE AND GUYS

For porn, porn, porn!

(harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn

KATE

I’m leaving!

TREKKIE AND GUYS

Porn, porn, porn, porn

porn, porn, porn, porn

KATE

I hate the internet!

TREKKIE AND GUYS

Porn, porn, porn, porn



TREKKIE

The internet is for



TREKKIE AND SOME

The internet is for



TREKKIE AND ALL

The internet is for PORN!



TREKKIE

YEAH!
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