What do you do
With a B.A. in English?
Oh, look! A "for rent" sign!
Oh, my God! Youre Gary Coleman!
Yes, I am!
Say, can you tell me where to find the super?
I am the super.
Well, listen - I wanna ask you about the apartment for rent?
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute, thats it!
Look at this kid, here, all fresh faced and new
and not knowing anything! He has no idea
what hes in for! He thinks the hard parts over,
but its not! And maybe he needs a little help! Maybe
my purpose is to take everything Im learning
and put it - put it into a SHOW!
Are you high?
And Im not some young kid who doesnt know anything.