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MARY

DON'T LIKE YOU. DON'T LIKE YOU. I DON'T THINK I LIKE YOU.

YOU'RE BAD. YOU'RE SAD. AND I KNOW NICER BOYS.



JOHN

NOT BOTHERED. NOT BOTHERED. I SIMPLY AM NOT BOTHERED.

YOU'RE VAIN. A TOTAL PAIN. AND I KNOW SWEETER GIRLS.



YOU'VE BEEN HANGING ROUND MY DOOR

AND WATCHING ME AT SCHOOL.



MARY

YES AND I WAS THINKING YOU'RE COMPLETELY UNCOOL.



JOHN

WELL I WOULDN'T SAY YOURSELF WAS MUCH TO SHOUT ABOUT.



MARY

DO YOUR FLY UP SONNY 'COS YOUR BRAIN'S HANGING OUT.



JOHN

YOU'RE GAGGING FOR A DATE, I KNOW YOU'RE DYING TO MEET.



MARY

I DON'T THINK SO WHILE THERE'S STILL

A DOG LEFT OUT ON THE STREET.



BOTH

THAT'S FINE BY ME, I DON'T LIKE YOU.



MARY

DON'T NEED YOU. DON'T WANT YOU. I CAN LIVE WITHOUT YOU.

I SWEAR. I JUST DON'T CARE. BECAUSE I KNOW NICER BOYS.



JOHN

DON'T LIKE YOU. DON'T NEED YOU. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU.

YOU SEE. YOU'RE NOT FOR ME. I LIKE LOTS OF OTHER GIRLS.



MARY

YOU BUG ME AND YOU'RE UGLY AND YOUR JOKES ARE A BORE.

YOUR EFFORTS AT COHERENT CONVERSATION ARE POOR.

THE LIGHTS ARE CLEARLY ON BUT THEN THERE'S NOBODY AT HOME.



JOHN

IN THAT CASE WHY THE HELL D'YOU CALL ME UP ON THE PHONE?



MARY

I NEVER FLIPPING DID SURE IT WAS YOU WHO CALLED ME.



JOHN

WELL WHAT THE HELL AT LEAST THERE'S

ONE THING THAT WE AGREE.



BOTHI'M DAMNED SURE I DON'T LIKE YOU.



JOHN

DON'T HATE YOU. COULD STAND YOU.

IF PUSHED COULD TOLERATE YOU.



MARY

I'M SURE, THAT YOU'LL MATURE.

I HAVE KNOWN MORE STUPID BOYS.



MARY

YOU SAY IT.



JOHN

NO YOU SAY IT.

MARY

ALRIGHT. I VAGUELY LIKE YOU. IT'S BAD, I MUST BE MAD.

BUT I THINK WE COULD BE FRIENDS.



JOHN

NO COMMITMENT, ONLY FRIENDS.



MARY

I LIKE YOU.



JOHN

I LIKE YOU.



BOTH

YES, I THINK I LIKE YOU. IT'S REAL. IT'S HOW I FEEL.

AND I WANT TO BE YOUR ...