Testi Soundtracks :: G

VERSE

On a farm far from pleasant,

No pair was more peasant

Than Mister and Missus Fitch

Their days, each one duller,

Were so lacking in color

They didn't know which was which.

When suddenly tilling the soil

Mister Fitch struck oil.







Mister and Missus Fitch one day

Hit town, determined to play.

Mister and Missus Fitch were green,

Ambitious, but rich.

And soon the crowd they call "elite"

Were fighting madly to meet

The young, attractive, and rich,

Mister and Missus Fitch.

When they called for champagne,

Champagne arrived.

An aeroplane,

The plane arrived.

A private train,

The train arrived.

But when they called for cash

The crash arrived.



Now men who once knew Missus Fitch

Refer to her as a bitch.

While the girls who once loved Mister Fitch

Say he always was a son of a bitch.

So love and kisses,

Mister and Missus Fitch.



ALTERNATIVE VERSION FOR THE LAST VERSE

Now men who once knew Missus Fitch

Refer to her as a witch.

While the girls who once loved Mister Fitch

Say he always was a son of the rich.

So love and kisses,

Mister and Missus Fitch