Testi Soundtracks :: I

Women 1

I sit here trying to impress and make this guy aw struck.

But every subject I address make me sound like such a shmuck.



Man 1

Its not that I can't be diverting, sometimes I can even thrill,

But I'd just be so much better at flirting, if i only had looks that kill.

If I were a stud.



Women 1

If I were a babe.



Man 1

The kind of guy girls love.



Women 1

The kind of girl guys crave.

My breasts would be rounder.



Man 1

My pex would asound her.



Women 1

My legs would be longer.



Man 1

My buns would be stronger.



Women 1

My locks would be flowing



Man 1

My chest hair would be showing.



Women 1

My hips would be slimmer.



Man 1

My butt would just simmer.



Both

Oh oh oh



Women 1

I'm gonna go up and seduce him.



Both

Oh oh oh



Man 1

She'll be begging me for more.



Both

Oh oh oh



Women 1

Yea tonight I'm gonna goose him.



Man 1

Tonight I'm gonna score yeah!

A stude



Women 1

A Babe



Man 1

She'll love.



Women 1

He'll crave



Both

Oh oh oh

If I were a....



(dialogue)



Man 1

Julie, I'm not stud.



Women 1

I'm not a babe.



Man 1

I'm not a guy girls love.



Women 1

Well, I'm not a girl guys crave.



Man 1

Really?



Women 1

I'm awkward and whiney



Man 1

My biceps are tiny



Women 1

I'm not to athletic



Man 1

My clothes are sinthetic



Women 1

My nails are all chewed off



Man 1

My hair is all glued on



Women 1

My hips are all gulpy



Man 1

Well mine are real lumpy



Both

Oh oh oh



Women 1

Every night I'm always snoring.



Both

Oh oh oh



Man 1

Yea my feet can really stink



Both

Oh oh oh



Women 1

Yea I'm homely and I'm boring



Man 1

Well let me buy you one more drink



Women 1

Yea



Man 1

No stud



Women 1

No babe



Man 1

I love



Women 1

I crave



Both

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh