Testi Soundtracks :: I

GRACE: Another bride, another June, another sunny honeymoon

GUS: Another season, another reason for makin'

GRACE:

Whoopee.

A lot of shoes, a lot of rice,

the groom is nervous,

he answers twice.



GUS: It's really killing that he's so willing

GRACE: Whoopee. Picture a little love nest down where the roses cling

GUS: And picture the same sweet love nest, *whistles* what a year can bring.

GRACE:

He's washing dishes and baby clothes,

he's so ambitious he even sews.



GUS:

So don't forget folks, that's what you get, folks,

(Grace joins) for makin' whoopee.



GRACE: Another year, or maybe less

GUS: What's this I hear?

GRACE:

Well, can't ya guess?

She feels neglected,

and he's suspected of makin' whoopee.



GUS: [spoken] Shot with my own words

GRACE: She sits alone most every night, he doesn't phone, he doesn't write!

GUS:[spoken] I was busy

GRACE: He says he's busy, but she says, "Is he?" He's makin' whoopee.

GUS: [spoken] I have to work don't I?

GRACE: [spoken]That's work?

GUS:He doesn't make much money, only five thousand per

GRACE: Some judge who thinks he's funny *laughs* says you pay six to her.

GUS: And then I say, "Judge, suppose I fail?"

GRACE: The judge says, "Budge right into jail." You better keep her.

GUS: I think it's cheaper

BOTH: than makin' whoopee.

[knock, knock, knock]

GUS: [spoken] Come in.

BUS BOY: [spoken] Aren't you folks gonna have supper?

GRACE & GUS: We're makin' whoopee