Testi Soundtracks :: L

Callahan:

Now when you choose a law career the moment you embark there is that joke your bound to hear.. a laywer is a shark. Ignore

that its cyntistic and its dumb. only some of you will turn out sharks, just some. The rest are chum.

(sung) Our topic is Blood in the water

Kids its time you faced

Law school is a waste

unless unless you acquire a taste

for blood in the water

Dark and red and raw

your nothing until the thrill of the kill

becomes your only law

(Spoken) Mr shultz a hypothetical question. Would you be willing to defend the following banker accused of Fraud

A kind old grandma took her savings

and she sent off to your client

All she saved since she was born

while he promised to invest it he spent it

on prostitutes, heroine, and porn.

Shultz: no i would not want to take that case

Callahan:

Wrong this one is a win unless your lazy

Grandmas broke she'll have some hack from legal aid

put her on the stand and call her old and crazy

your guy goes free and he can get you high and laid.

Look for your blood in the water

read your thomas hobbes

only spineless snobs

would quarrel with the morally dubious jobs

yes blood in the water

your scruples are aflawwed

Ms hookes. hypothetical question. Would you be the right lawyer for the following client.

Say they offer you a bundle for defending

a famous hitman for the mafia elite

seems he killed his chosen prey

killed a nun and drve away

running over 3 cute puppies in the street

Enid:

What you think i wouldnt' defend him just because he's a typical man

Callahan:

oh you lesbians think your so tough

oh dear it seems my comment as offended

hard to argue you though when your too mad to speak

your employment will be very quickly ended

when they see your emotions make you weak

so whats my point i run a billion dollar law firm

and i hire 4 new interns every year

from this class i will select

4 young sharks i will respect

and those 4 will have a guaranteed career

do you follow me

so i wanna see what



Class:

Blood in the water



Callahan:

exactly

let the games begin

yes 4 of you will win

but just those 4 with the dorsal fin

yes blood in the water

so fight and scratch and claw

yes miss uh



Elle:

Woods. Elle woods



Callahan:

Someones had there morning coffee

would you summarize the case from the state of indian v hern from your reading



Elle:

oh i wanted to answer the puppy question



Callahan:

but i'm asking you about the assigned reading



Elle:

OK who assigns reading for the first day of class



Callahan:

you have guts ms. woods

Ms. Kensington, lets say you teach a class at harvard law school

a position that you justly proud out

but a girl on whom you call hasn't read the case at all should you let it go or should you



Vivienne:

no, i'd throw her out



Callahan:

All right then

you heard your classmate

you have just been killed

she cut your throat

so get your coat

yes you got guts

but now there spilled

your bloods in the water

so will you please withdraw

if you return

be ready to learn

or is it unfair

oh wait i dont care

thats just how i rule

in life is in school

was here in shock and

your nothing until

the thrill of the kill

becomes your only law

your only law

your only law