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Legally Blonde (The Musical) - Whipped Into Shape (Brooke Wyndam, Professor Callahan And Company)
BROOkE
Hi, iÂm Brooke wyndham and welcome back to
the wyndham workout disc Two Challenge and
our daily commitment to being the best that we
can be!
FiT pEOplE
Yeah!
BROOkE
So grab your Cardiowhyp 5000ÂÂ ÂCause if
you want to get ripped?
YouÂve gotta get whypped!
Do you want an easy miracle?
Do you wanna lose a pound or two?
Then you can turn this off right now:
My workoutÂs not for you.
IÂm talkin to the woman who wants it all:
Gotta pay for what you get.
ÂCause Size 2 clothes
DonÂt come to those
Too lazy to sweat!
BROOkE & FiT pEOplE
I want you whipped into shape!
When I say Âjump say Âhow high?Â
You know youÂre doin it right
When you start to cry!
If you donÂt look like you should,
You got to
Whip it! Whip it!
Whip it good!
IÂm sorry, ladies, no escapeÂ
ÂTil youÂre whipped into shape!
BROOkE
Come on Sabrina, you heifer, work it out!
FiT pEOplE
Whipped into shape!
SABRiNA
i hate you Brooke, and i love you for it.
BROOkE & FiT pEOplE
Whipped into sh--
ENid
Hey, whyÂd you pause it?
CAllAHAN
we have a lot to cover.
Meet our brand new client, Brooke.
You can laugh, but sheÂs made tons
Off her DVDs and book:
ÂWhip Your Way to Tighter Buns.Â
Happily married, so she swears,
To her sixty-year-old studÂ
ÂTil stepdaughter came downstairs
And found Brooke all covered in his blood.
If Brooke took a plea,
IÂd have her out in three to four,
But she claims she did not kill himÂ
wARNER
Did she?
CAllAHAN
 LetÂs watch some moreÂ
BROOkE
But itÂs more than just a workout,
ItÂs a defensive weapon too:
Simply wrap it Âround your
assailantÂs neck
Then pull Âtil he turns blue.
You can also use the patented
handle grip
To shatter your attackerÂs spineÂ
And all for three small payments of
BROOkE & FiT pEOplE
Nineteen ninety-nine!
YouÂll have him
Whipped into shape!
When you get grief from a guy,
Just work him over with this
ÂTil he starts to cry!
If he donÂt act like he should,
You got to
Whip it!
Whip it!
Whip it good!
It gets you out of any scrape,
And gets you
Whipped into shape!
BROOkE
Come on, people!
Elle and Paulette (Orfeh) meet Kyle the UPS man (Andy Karl)
Elle and Company let Harvard know ÂWhat You WantÂ
BROOkE & FiT pEOplE
Whipped into shape!
BROOkE
what does not kill us makes us hotter!
W--
CAllAHAN
Hands, who thinks sheÂs guilty? Â
Okay now,
Here is where you kids come in:
Brooke has trouble trusting me.
IÂm her only chance to win,
But I donÂt speak MTV.
Though Brooke wonÂt help her own defense,
She may listen to her peers.
Go and place a little sense
In the space between her ears.
EllE
iÂm a delta...
CAllAHAN
Not now.
I want her whipped into shape.
If thereÂs a brain in that hair,
Tell it that I am the key:
ItÂs a plea
Or the chair.
See, When I talk to her I
Get neither plea, nor plan, nor alibi.
To quote from our defendantÂs tape:
I want her Âwhipped into shapeÂ!
To the jail!
BROOkE
ladies, just because weÂre in the Boston
womenÂs Correctional Facility does not mean
we canÂt become the best we can be.
Here we go! Circle circle under over through
around. Again! Good!
Circle circle under over through around.
Alright ladies, we canÂt break out of here but we
sure can break a sweat!
left, right! left, right! Good!
BROOkE & iNMATES
left! Right! left! Right! left! Right!
BROOkE
work! it! Out!
BROOkE & iNMATES
I want you whipped into shape!
When I say jump, say Âhow high?Â
YouÂll know youÂre doing it right,
When you start to cry!
If you donÂt look like you should,
BROOkE
You got to
iNMATES
Whip it!
Whip it!
Whip it good!
BROOkE
Like prison, ladies:
No escape!
iNMATES
Hunh!
BROOkE
ÂTil youÂre
Whipped into shape!
Whipped into sha-a-a-ape!
iNMATES
Whip it!
Whip it!
Whip it!
Whip it!
BROOkE
Swipe it swipe it swipe it through,
Jack it out! Double jump!
iNMATES
Swipe it swipe it swipe it through,
Jack it out! Double jump!
BROOkE
Thats right! YouÂve got it!
BROOkE & iNMATES
whip it, whip it,
whip it, get
whipped into shape!
Hi, iÂm Brooke wyndham and welcome back to
the wyndham workout disc Two Challenge and
our daily commitment to being the best that we
can be!
FiT pEOplE
Yeah!
BROOkE
So grab your Cardiowhyp 5000ÂÂ ÂCause if
you want to get ripped?
YouÂve gotta get whypped!
Do you want an easy miracle?
Do you wanna lose a pound or two?
Then you can turn this off right now:
My workoutÂs not for you.
IÂm talkin to the woman who wants it all:
Gotta pay for what you get.
ÂCause Size 2 clothes
DonÂt come to those
Too lazy to sweat!
BROOkE & FiT pEOplE
I want you whipped into shape!
When I say Âjump say Âhow high?Â
You know youÂre doin it right
When you start to cry!
If you donÂt look like you should,
You got to
Whip it! Whip it!
Whip it good!
IÂm sorry, ladies, no escapeÂ
ÂTil youÂre whipped into shape!
BROOkE
Come on Sabrina, you heifer, work it out!
FiT pEOplE
Whipped into shape!
SABRiNA
i hate you Brooke, and i love you for it.
BROOkE & FiT pEOplE
Whipped into sh--
ENid
Hey, whyÂd you pause it?
CAllAHAN
we have a lot to cover.
Meet our brand new client, Brooke.
You can laugh, but sheÂs made tons
Off her DVDs and book:
ÂWhip Your Way to Tighter Buns.Â
Happily married, so she swears,
To her sixty-year-old studÂ
ÂTil stepdaughter came downstairs
And found Brooke all covered in his blood.
If Brooke took a plea,
IÂd have her out in three to four,
But she claims she did not kill himÂ
wARNER
Did she?
CAllAHAN
 LetÂs watch some moreÂ
BROOkE
But itÂs more than just a workout,
ItÂs a defensive weapon too:
Simply wrap it Âround your
assailantÂs neck
Then pull Âtil he turns blue.
You can also use the patented
handle grip
To shatter your attackerÂs spineÂ
And all for three small payments of
BROOkE & FiT pEOplE
Nineteen ninety-nine!
YouÂll have him
Whipped into shape!
When you get grief from a guy,
Just work him over with this
ÂTil he starts to cry!
If he donÂt act like he should,
You got to
Whip it!
Whip it!
Whip it good!
It gets you out of any scrape,
And gets you
Whipped into shape!
BROOkE
Come on, people!
Elle and Paulette (Orfeh) meet Kyle the UPS man (Andy Karl)
Elle and Company let Harvard know ÂWhat You WantÂ
BROOkE & FiT pEOplE
Whipped into shape!
BROOkE
what does not kill us makes us hotter!
W--
CAllAHAN
Hands, who thinks sheÂs guilty? Â
Okay now,
Here is where you kids come in:
Brooke has trouble trusting me.
IÂm her only chance to win,
But I donÂt speak MTV.
Though Brooke wonÂt help her own defense,
She may listen to her peers.
Go and place a little sense
In the space between her ears.
EllE
iÂm a delta...
CAllAHAN
Not now.
I want her whipped into shape.
If thereÂs a brain in that hair,
Tell it that I am the key:
ItÂs a plea
Or the chair.
See, When I talk to her I
Get neither plea, nor plan, nor alibi.
To quote from our defendantÂs tape:
I want her Âwhipped into shapeÂ!
To the jail!
BROOkE
ladies, just because weÂre in the Boston
womenÂs Correctional Facility does not mean
we canÂt become the best we can be.
Here we go! Circle circle under over through
around. Again! Good!
Circle circle under over through around.
Alright ladies, we canÂt break out of here but we
sure can break a sweat!
left, right! left, right! Good!
BROOkE & iNMATES
left! Right! left! Right! left! Right!
BROOkE
work! it! Out!
BROOkE & iNMATES
I want you whipped into shape!
When I say jump, say Âhow high?Â
YouÂll know youÂre doing it right,
When you start to cry!
If you donÂt look like you should,
BROOkE
You got to
iNMATES
Whip it!
Whip it!
Whip it good!
BROOkE
Like prison, ladies:
No escape!
iNMATES
Hunh!
BROOkE
ÂTil youÂre
Whipped into shape!
Whipped into sha-a-a-ape!
iNMATES
Whip it!
Whip it!
Whip it!
Whip it!
BROOkE
Swipe it swipe it swipe it through,
Jack it out! Double jump!
iNMATES
Swipe it swipe it swipe it through,
Jack it out! Double jump!
BROOkE
Thats right! YouÂve got it!
BROOkE & iNMATES
whip it, whip it,
whip it, get
whipped into shape!
