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Everybody save your bucks

Everybody rent your tux

Everybody dress deluxe

We're goin' to the hookers' ball



Invitations in the mall

Get your baby out of jail

Go ahead and make her bail

You're goin' to the hookers' ball



We're gonna eat and drink and be merry

We're gonna dance all over the floor

Every party at the party's gonna party,

Like they never partied before



Dress yourself as bold as brass

Give yourself a touch of class

Hurry up and move your ass

We're goin' to the hookers' ball



To New York and San Francisco

They all come from far and near

To attend this celebration

That is held one night a year



Only those in our profession

Are permitted in the hall

It's been here for generations

Welcome to the hookers' ball



How they dress will knock you out

And wake you up again

The diamonds shine, the colors shout

And that is just the men



Never seen folks makin' tracks

To line up at the door

Or seen 50 many Cadillacs

In just one place before



Soon the crowd is bustin' loose

A great big free-for-all

And though there is no Mother Goose

There really is a Hookers' Ball



Leave your troubles at the door

They will trouble you no more

Stay until your feet get sore

You're dancin' at the Hookers' Ball



Baby dig the atmosphere

Baby ain't you glad you're here

It's the party of the year

We're talkin' 'bout the hookers

Welcome to the Hookers'

Welcome to the Hookers' Ball