Testi Soundtracks :: L

[ORIN]

When I was younger, just a bad little kid,

My mama noticed funny things I did,

Like shootin' puppies with a B B gun

I'd poison guppies, and when I was done

I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head

That's when my mama said



[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]

What did she say?



[ORIN]

She said, "My boy, I think someday

You'll find a way

To make your natural tendencies pay

You'll be a dentist

You have a talent for causin' things pain

Son, be a dentist

People will pay you to be inhumane

Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood

And teaching would suit you still less

Son, be a dentist

You'll be a success



[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]

Here he is, folks the leader of the plaque!

Watch him suck up that gas!

Oh, my god!

He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good

Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?



[PATIENT]

Oh that hurts! I'm not numb!



[ORIN]

Oh, shut up. Open wide. here I come!

I am your dentist



[PATIENT]

Goodness gracious!



[ORIN]

And I enjoy the career that I picked



[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]

Really love it



[ORIN]

I am your dentist



[PATIENT]

Fitting braces



[ORIN]

And I get off on the pain I inflict



[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]

Really love it



[ORIN]

I thrill when I drill a bicuspid



[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]

Bicuspid



[ORIN]

It's swell though they tell me I'm maladjusted

And though it may cause my patients distress,

Somewhere, somewhere in heaven above me

I know, I know, that my mama's proud of me

Oh, mama

'Cause I'm a dentist and a success

Say ah!



[PATIENT]

Ah!



[ORIN]

Say ah!



[PATIENT]

Ah!



[ORIN]

Say ah!



[PATIENT]

Ah!



[ORIN]

Now spit!