Testi Soundtracks :: L

Airport announcement: Welcome to this airport.

Ground transportation for visitors proceeding to Monte Carlo

Is available on the lower level



Vinnie: Uh, hello? Mary Alice? Can you hear me?

Listen honey, I'm calling to tell you.

There's a problem. Are you sitting?

Well I won't be home for dinner tonight.

You know Nicky, Rita's husband?

Well I think he is planning to kill me

Mary Alice, it's not funny,

And I won't be home for dinner tonight



Don't hold the meatloaf, don't toss the salad.

Don't talk to strangers, and make up some excuse for mom

Call all my patients, break my appointments

Please, Mary Alice just be calm



Are you finished? Are you better?

Mary Alice you're overreacting

Honey Bunny, are you crying?

It's your birthday? Gee, I'm sorry

Mary Alice, it's only a birthday

So you're 40, I'm in danger.

And I can't come home for dinner



Blow out the candles, open the presents

Please Mary Alice,

I'm in Europe, in an airport

With no wallet, no cards and no money

With my sister, who is crazy

And who's got me in an awful jam



So the answer, Mary Alice is I won't be home for dinner

Mary Alice? Mary Alice? Damn!