Testi Soundtracks :: S

ROBIN (spoken):

Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!



LANCE (spoken):

Here's one.



DAD (spoken):

I'm not dead!



ROBIN (spoken):

Here, he says he's not dead!



LANCE (spoken):

Yes he is.



DAD (spoken):

I feel happy. I feel happy.

(sung)

I am not dead yet

I can dance and I can sing

I am not dead yet

I can do the Highland Fling



I am not dead yet

No need to go to bed

No need to call the doctor

Cause I'm not yet dead.



BODIES:

He is not yet dead

That's what the geezer said

No, he's not yet dead

That man is off his head



He is not yet dead

So put him back in bed

Keep him off the cart because he's not yet dead.



Well now he's dead

You whacked him on the head

Sure, now he's dead

It makes me just see red

You are such a brute

To murder that old coot

You homicidal bastard, now he's really dead

Who is the knave who put him in his grave

And who needs to manage his anger?



LANCE:

My name is Lancelot

I'm big, and strong, and hot.

Occasionally I do

Some things that I should not.



ROBIN:

I want to be a knight

But I don't like to fight

I'm rather scared I may

Just simply run away



LANCE:

I'll be right with you

Robin, through and through and through

So stick with me

And I'll show you what to do



ROBIN:

We'll remain good chums

You can teach me how to dance



ROBIN & LANCE:

We're going to enlist



ROBIN

I'm Robin



LANCE

And I'm Lance



CHORUS:

Oh we're off to war

Because we're not yet dead

We will all enlist

As the Knights that Arthur led.



DAD:

I am coming too

My name will be Sir Fred

I'll be your musician

Cos I'm not yet dead



CHORUS:

Oh we're not yet dead

To Camelot we go

To enlist instead

To try and earn some dough

And so although

We should have stayed in bed

We're going off to war

Because we're not yet dead



FRED:

I am coming, too

My name will be Sir Fred

I'll be your musician

'Cause I'm not yet dead



LANCE:

To kill

I will

It gives me such a thrill



ROBIN:

To sing

And dance

And keep an eye on Lance



ALL:

We're going off to war

We'll have girlfriends by the score



DAD:

We'll be shot by Michael Moore!



ALL: Because we're not yet dead