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Wonderful Town - One Hundred Easy Ways
RUTH
NOW THE FIRST WAY TO LOSE A MAN
YOUÂVE MET A CHARMING FELLOW AND YOUÂRE OUT FOR A SPIN.
THE MOTOR FAILS AND HE JUST WEARS A HELPLESS GRIN,
DONÂT BAT YOUR EYES AND SAY, ÂWHAT A ROMANTIC SPOT WEÂRE IN.Â
Just get out, crawl under the car,
tell him itÂs the gasket and fix it in two seconds flat with a bobby pin.
THATÂS A GOOD WAY TO LOSE A MAN.
HE TAKES YOU TO A BASEBALL GAME,
YOU SIT KNEE TO KNEE.
HE SAYS, ÂTHE NEXT MAN UP AT BAT WILL BUNT, YOUÂLL SEE.Â
DONÂT SAY, ÂOOOH, WHATÂS A BUNT? THIS GAMEÂS TOO HARD FOR LITTLE ME.Â
Just say, ÂBunt? Are you nuts?!! With no outs, two men on base,
and a left-handed batter coming up,
youÂll walk right into a triple play just like it happened in
the fifth game of the World Series in 1923.Â
THATÂS A SURE WAY TO LOSE A MAN.
A SURE SURE SURE SURE WAY TO LOSE A MAN,
A SPLENDID WAY TO LOSE A MAN.
JUST THROW YOUR KNOWLEDGE IN HIS FACE,
HEÂLL NEVER TRY FOR SECOND BASE.
Ninety-eight ways to go.
THE THIRD WAY TO LOSE A MAN --
THE LIFE-GUARD AT THE BEACH THAT ALL THE GIRLIES ADORE
SWIMS BRAVELY OUT TO SAVE YOU THROUGH THE OCEANÂS ROAR,
DONÂT SAY, ÂOH, THANKS, I WOULD HAVE DROWNED IN JUST ONE SECOND MORE.Â
Just push his head under water and yell,
ÂLast one in is a rotten egg and race him back to shore!
THATÂS A SWELL WAY TO LOSE A MAN.
YOUÂVE FOUND YOUR PERFECT MATE AND ITÂS BEEN LOVE FROM THE START.
HE WHISPERS, ÂYOUÂRE THE ONE TO WHO I GIVE MY HEART.Â
DONÂT SAY, ÂI LOVE YOU TOO, MY DEAR, LETÂS NEVER NEVER PART.Â
Just say, ÂIÂm afraid youÂve made a grammatical error
itÂs not ÂTo who I give my heart, it's ÂTo whom I give my heartÂ
You see, with the use of the preposition Âto, Âwho becomes the indirect object,
making the use of Âwhom imperative which
I can easily show you by drawing a simple chartÂ
THATÂS A FINE WAY TO LOSE A MAN.
A FINE FINE FINE FINE WAY TO LOSE A MAN,
A DANDY WAY TO LOSE A MAN.
JUST BE MORE WELL-INFORMED THAN HE,
YOUÂLL NEVER HEAR ÂO, PROMISE ME.Â
JUST SHOW HIM WHERE HIS GRAMMAR ERRS,
THEN MARK YOUR TOWELS ÂHERSÂ AND ÂHERS.Â
YES, GIRLS, YOU TOO CAN LOSE YOUR MAN,
IF YOU WILL USE RUTH SHERWOODÂS PLAN:
ONE HUNDRED EASY WAYS TO LOSE A MAN!
NOW THE FIRST WAY TO LOSE A MAN
YOUÂVE MET A CHARMING FELLOW AND YOUÂRE OUT FOR A SPIN.
THE MOTOR FAILS AND HE JUST WEARS A HELPLESS GRIN,
DONÂT BAT YOUR EYES AND SAY, ÂWHAT A ROMANTIC SPOT WEÂRE IN.Â
Just get out, crawl under the car,
tell him itÂs the gasket and fix it in two seconds flat with a bobby pin.
THATÂS A GOOD WAY TO LOSE A MAN.
HE TAKES YOU TO A BASEBALL GAME,
YOU SIT KNEE TO KNEE.
HE SAYS, ÂTHE NEXT MAN UP AT BAT WILL BUNT, YOUÂLL SEE.Â
DONÂT SAY, ÂOOOH, WHATÂS A BUNT? THIS GAMEÂS TOO HARD FOR LITTLE ME.Â
Just say, ÂBunt? Are you nuts?!! With no outs, two men on base,
and a left-handed batter coming up,
youÂll walk right into a triple play just like it happened in
the fifth game of the World Series in 1923.Â
THATÂS A SURE WAY TO LOSE A MAN.
A SURE SURE SURE SURE WAY TO LOSE A MAN,
A SPLENDID WAY TO LOSE A MAN.
JUST THROW YOUR KNOWLEDGE IN HIS FACE,
HEÂLL NEVER TRY FOR SECOND BASE.
Ninety-eight ways to go.
THE THIRD WAY TO LOSE A MAN --
THE LIFE-GUARD AT THE BEACH THAT ALL THE GIRLIES ADORE
SWIMS BRAVELY OUT TO SAVE YOU THROUGH THE OCEANÂS ROAR,
DONÂT SAY, ÂOH, THANKS, I WOULD HAVE DROWNED IN JUST ONE SECOND MORE.Â
Just push his head under water and yell,
ÂLast one in is a rotten egg and race him back to shore!
THATÂS A SWELL WAY TO LOSE A MAN.
YOUÂVE FOUND YOUR PERFECT MATE AND ITÂS BEEN LOVE FROM THE START.
HE WHISPERS, ÂYOUÂRE THE ONE TO WHO I GIVE MY HEART.Â
DONÂT SAY, ÂI LOVE YOU TOO, MY DEAR, LETÂS NEVER NEVER PART.Â
Just say, ÂIÂm afraid youÂve made a grammatical error
itÂs not ÂTo who I give my heart, it's ÂTo whom I give my heartÂ
You see, with the use of the preposition Âto, Âwho becomes the indirect object,
making the use of Âwhom imperative which
I can easily show you by drawing a simple chartÂ
THATÂS A FINE WAY TO LOSE A MAN.
A FINE FINE FINE FINE WAY TO LOSE A MAN,
A DANDY WAY TO LOSE A MAN.
JUST BE MORE WELL-INFORMED THAN HE,
YOUÂLL NEVER HEAR ÂO, PROMISE ME.Â
JUST SHOW HIM WHERE HIS GRAMMAR ERRS,
THEN MARK YOUR TOWELS ÂHERSÂ AND ÂHERS.Â
YES, GIRLS, YOU TOO CAN LOSE YOUR MAN,
IF YOU WILL USE RUTH SHERWOODÂS PLAN:
ONE HUNDRED EASY WAYS TO LOSE A MAN!