Poor Little Raccoon Testo

Testo Poor Little Raccoon

There was a little raccoon on the side of the roadWhen I drove to work one dayHe was sleepin' there as peaceful as can beSo I blew my horn to wake him up and gethim out of the wayBut that little raccoon paid no attention to meWell the next day on my way to work,much to my surpriseThat little raccoon was sleeping in the same spotSo I blew my horn again but he didn'tpay me no mindAnd I thought to myself "boy he sure sleeps a lot"On the third day I drove by and he wassleeping there againBut I noticed that that little raccoon hadgrown a lotHe was lying in the sun with a funny little grinHe must be eatin' pretty well I thoughtOn the fourth day I drove by but that little'coon didn't look rightHe was the size of a little piggy, andhis skin looked kind of tightThere was real awful smell, it wasenough to curl your hairAnd I wondered how he could keep sleepin' withthat stench permeating the airOn the fifth day I drove by and againto my surpriseThat little raccoon was sleeping there allcovered up with fliesI stopped my car and I yelled out,"wake up you sleepyhead!"And then it hit me - he wasn't sleeping at allThat poor little bugger was deadPoor little raccoon I guess he's had itNow he's a nursery for 10,000 little maggotsPoor little raccoon pushin' up daisiesAnd all this time I thought he was just lazy.