Ho! Ho! Ho! Who'd Be A Turkey At Christmas Testo

Ho! Ho! Ho! Who'd Be a Turkey at Christmasmusic by Elton John . lyrics by Bernie TaupinSitting here on Christmas Eve with a brandy in my handOh I've had a few too many and it's getting hard to standI keep hearing noises from my fireplaceI must be going crazy or the brandy's won the raceAnd I keep hearing ho ho ho, guess who's hereYour fat and jolly friend draws nearHo ho ho, surprise, surpriseThe bearded weirdy's just arrivedHo ho ho, guess who's hereYour fat and jolly friend draws nearHo ho ho, surprise surpriseThe bearded wierdy's just arrivedOn my roof there's snorting sounds, and bells inside my headMy vision's blurred with colour, and all he sees is redThere's a pair of large sized wellies coming down my flueAnd the smell of burning rubber, oh is filling up the room