Talking New Patriotism Blues Testo

I went out to vote on voting day Headed down the strip to the polling place And all along the way I was stepping over flags, stooping under flags, side-stepping flags, and dodging flags. And in the deluge of red, white, and blue's I must have got confused ... 'Cause I turned in to vote at the wrong flag. This place had beer kegs with flags, booze with flags Pool tables with flags, and five tv's -- each had a flag. I'd walked into a sports bar ... full of patriots. And they was eating and drinking and watching and talking and rooting And some folks were rooting for some teams Other folks were rooting for other teams Some folks wanted the rooting folks to keep it down And some of the folks weren't happy with any of the teams ... wanted to change channels. Well, I went around and asked the various patrons if they had any information about the location of the polling place And some folks thought it was up the street Some folks thought it was down the street Some folks thought it was 'cross the street Some folks thought it was on a whole 'nother street. Seemed no one in the place agreed on much of anything ... 'Cept maybe all the flags. So I walked back out and looked around 'Cross the street and 'bout a half-block down (don't know why I hadn't seen it before) Was a huge flag, a monstrous flag, a flag so big it covered a building! And the flag was covering what had been windows And the setting sun was shining through the flag And when I stepped inside The place was drenched in reds, blues and whites ... and it was truly beautiful. And they had flags on every counter, flags on every rack and shelf Flags layed out ceiling to floor ... at first I thought I'd found me the flag store. But the price tags weren't posted on the flags But rather, on the knick-knacks and do-dads between the flags Which made all the knick-knacks and do-dads and the folks in the store seem pretty patriotic. And I said, ?Hello? And they said, ?Can I help you?? And I said, ?Yeah, I?m just trying to find the voting place? And they said, ?Aah ... Voting?? So I turned around and went back outside Took a long look left, and a long look right Never seen so many flags in all my life ... 'cept maybe some footage from Nuremberg. Well, the hour was getting late And I figured I wasn?t going to find the place just asking 'round So I went back home Picked up my official voter's guide with the actual address And headed back out, down the strip, past all the flags Until I finally arrived at my official neighborhood polling place Where a citizen of this great nation can vote On ballots of plain green card stock printed with plain black ink Bearing choices, explanations, and expositions For candidates, initiatives, bond measures, and propositions For a government Of The People, By The People, and For The People ... Just like in a democracy. But when I looked around I saw that all those plain green card-stock ballots were still stacked up high And they told me that all the ballot boxes were still pretty much empty And across the room I saw four polling booths And those four booths were empty, empty, empty ... Empty. And so, what I would like to know is: Where exactly were you, John Q. Flag-Waving Public? Voting for your flag?