Leroy The Redneck Reindeer Testo

Well, you've all heard the story About Rudolph and his noseBut I'll tell you a Christmas tale That never has been toldYou may think you've heard it all But you ain't heard nothing yetAbout that crazy Christmas The North Pole can't forgetWell, Rudolph was under the weather He had to call in sickSo he got on the horn to his cousin Leroy Who lived out in the sticksHe said "Santa's really countin' on me And I hate to pass the buck"Leroy said "Hey, I'm on my way" And he jumped in his pickup truckWhen Leroy got to the North Pole All the reindeer snickered and laughedThey'd never seen a reindeer in overalls And a John Deere tractor hatSanta jumped in and said "Just hold on Cause we've all got a job to doAnd like it or not, Leroy's in charge And he's gonna be leadin' you"Chorus And it was Leroy, the Redneck Reindeer Hooked to the front of the sleighDeliverin' toys to all the good ole boys And girls along the wayHe's just a down home, party-animalTwo-stepping across the skyHe mixed jingle bells with a rebel yell And made history that nightBefore that night was over Leroy had changed their tuneHe had'em scootin' a hoof on every roof By the light of the neon moonSanta wrapped his bag with a dixie-flag He was havin the time of his And you could hear him call "Merry Christmas to ya'llAnd to all of ya'll a goodnight"Chorus He mixed jingle bells with rebel yell And made history that night