What have I done for you lately Testo

What have I done for you, baby?

Well, what have you done for me lately?

What have I done for you lately?

Well, what have you done for me, baby?


What have I done for you lately?

Well, what have you done for me, baby?



Now while I'm in the mood for expressing myself

Last night I had the time and told you how I felt

But now that we're here, we're face to face

I think it's time for me to get on your case



You bought me shoes that were too big

You bought me a hat that fitted like a wig
You gave me chain that got way in turn

I hate to say it, baby, but you got burned



You bought me a beeper that wouldn't beep

You made me think bad luck from livin' on my street

Yet you got the nerve to be uptight

And say I'm not the one who's treating you right



What have I done for you, girl, don't ask

To add it up would be a very hard task

Listen, baby doll, I'm not here to fight

But if you wanna keep me your best to get right



What have I done for you lately?

Well, what have you done for me, baby?

What have I done for you, baby?

Well, what have you done for me lately?



Now my so and so light, with love and joy

Treated you like a woman, not like a toy

No other guy could ever do as much

Because I'm the only one with the magical touch



I'm talkin' fifty-fifty, not sixty-forty

'Cause anywhere I look it makes me a shorty

To see what I'm sayin' you don't need a clue

So don't ask me what have I done for you



(I thought you were my man, my pride and joy

But many people say that you're every girl's toy

You walk around with your nose in the air

Doin' me wrong but you say you care)



(You feel no shame in the game but you front to me

You say I'm to blame but we shall see

'Cause this girl is mad, fed up and tired

Sweetheart, my dear, you are fired)



(The memories in my mind are already erased

I've given two weeks notice, you're bein' replaced

But don't catch an attitude, be a good boy scout

Just pack your bag, leave the keys and oh yeah: get out!)



(And if you don't have a place to go

'Cause you are poor and I've got all the dough

I might take your nod, you irritate me

And besides: what have you done for me lately?)



Remember the night when I got on my knees

Talkin' of marriage and you said: "Please"

You asked if I loved you, would I buy you the world

After that sick question I just called Earl



You wanted a house with a pool and a yard

A brand new pair of credit cards

Two Benzo's, one his and hers

Five bodyguards, two chauffeurs



Just be her man, don't be her slave

Even though rich things is what she craves

Don't be fooled by the sparkling eyes

'Cause behind those eyes there's a big surprise



I'm not sayin' all the ladies are the same

I'm just talkin' 'bout the ones that like to play games

If she's a user, try to confuse her

You better set her straight or, man, you'll lose her



What I've done, don't make me laugh

To dry off with first when you finish your bath

Kept warm by me when you're goin' to sleep

Even gave you a car, for you to keep



But now I see why you don't wanna make up

One million and one reasons to break up

I treated you like no other's been treated

So now I'm telling you to beat it



Yo, you better drop that TV-diner and get with a winner

(When I see one I will)



Yo, you better drop that s** and get with it

(You come right out of a comic book)



What have I done for you lately?

Well, what have you done for me, baby?

What have I done for you, baby?

Well, what have you done for me lately?



Girl you better stop cuttin' your face

And get with the real chocolate cake (What? Hahahaha)



What have I done for you lately?

Well, what have you done for me, baby?

What have I done for you, baby?

Well, what have you done for me lately?



(I got plenty men

And a lot of them treat me better than you ever will)