Ode To The Series Testo

Voldemort gave Harry a lighting scar
Ron Weasley crashed a flying car
The Whomping Willow's whomping around
Making all sorts of wizard sounds

Oh, Harry Potter, what a life you live
Chances of danger are so massive
Take on the dark forces with your friends
And fight them to the very end
In the bathroom, Myrtle is moaning
In the forest, Grawp is groaning
Hagrid tries to tame dragons
Watch out - Fluffy's tail is wagging

(We)
Fred and George play lots of tricks
(Like)
They probably gets boatloads of chicks
(The Twins)
With their long flowing red hair
(Much better)
It makes all the girls stare

Grimmauld has the house elf Kreacher
Having him is a Grimmauld feature
Gilderoy Lockhart is a liar
The Mirror of Erised shows your heart's desire

Harry has been in school for many years It has brough him heart break and tears
For Harry, excitement comes with everyday
What else do I have to say?