Ripped Peggies Testo

Oi! Oi! Oi!
I tried to sew my jeans with a needle and thread. I don't know what was going through my head. The thread ripped out stitch by stitch. Don't you fucking hate it when your peggies rip?

When I peg my jeans, I never get them right. They're either way to baggy or way to fucking tight. I need to get a machine or I need to learn to sew. Cause I'm getting fucking tired of having pants with holes

The ones that are the worst are the ones up high. The place right between your dick and your thigh. Then you gotta go all day long in fear people might see your schlong