The Man, The Myth, A Legend Testo

He always looks like retard
he farts to satisfy his appetite
took a pee tonight (TIGHTTTTTTT)
he's got a million chest hairs
of all the ones that they can try (TRYYYYYYY)
went on a date with ryyyyy
he never thinks that he's enough
he's too good for them
let's get a boy that he can touch
(yes we're ready for it!)
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it's like he's stuck in black and white
matt schleyer in the corner of his eye
an empty stare
does he wear underwear?
i dont really care
to tell you WOAH! that fell through WOAH! all that's left is WOAHHHHHHHH!

he's friends with a million lesbians
not one of them i even understand (PHLAND!)
wacks off using pam
my phone just won't stop ringing
he's asking me everything all again
take it to the end (question mark?) ((ENDDDDDDDD))
he might ejaculate a lot!
he's too good for them
let's get a little boy that he can lub!
(yes we're ready for it!)
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it's like he's always touching white and rye?
remembering the sirens when he touched that guy
it's like he's always touching matt schleyer and ry!
remembering the sirens when he touched that guy

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