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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum - Impossible

[SENEX]

Why did he look at her that way?



[HERO]

Why did he look at her that way?



[SENEX & HERO]

Must be my imagination.



[SENEX]

She's a lovely blooming flower, he's just a sprout--

Impossible!



[HERO]

She's a lovely blooming flower, he's all worn out--

Impossible!



[SENEX]

Just a fledgeling in the nest...



[HERO]

Just a man who needs a rest...



[SENEX]

He's a beamish boy at best.



[HERO]

Poor old fellow!



[SENEX]

He's a child, and love's a test he's too young to pass--

Impassible!



[HERO]

He has asthma, gout, a wife, lumbago and gas--

Irascible!



[SENEX]

Romping in the nursery...



[HERO]

He looks tired...



[SENEX]

Son, sit on your father's knee.



[HERO]

Father, you can lean on me.



[SENEX & HERO]

Him? I'm- Possible!



[HERO]

But why did she wave at him that way?



[SENEX]

Why did she wave at him that way?



[SENEX & HERO]

Could there be an explanation?



[HERO]

Women often want a father, she may want mine--

It's possible!



[SENEX]

He's a handsome lad of twenty,

I'm...thirty-nine--

It's possible!



[HERO]

Older men know so much more...



[SENEX]

In a way, I'm forty-four...



[HERO]

Next to him, I'd seem a bore.



[SENEX]

All right, fifty!



[HERO]

Then again, he is my father;

I ought to trust--

Impossible!



[SENEX]

Then again, with love at my age,

sometimes it's just

Impossible!



[HERO]

With a girl I'm ill at ease...



[SENEX]

I don't feel well...



[HERO]

Sir, about those birds and bees--



[SENEX]

Son, a glass of water, please.



[SENEX & HERO]

The situation's fraught,

Fraughter than I thought,

With horrible, impossible, possibilities!