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LAWRENCE

Left hand, side pocket

Right arm, akimbo and relaxed

Head up, gaze steady-

Now you're ready so you

Stroll in, survey them-

Your world, they're all invited guests.

Feel out how to play them

And remember this-

You're giving them what they want,



ANDRE

Za ba zoovee



LAWRENCE

Giving them waht they want,

An adventure all their own.



LAWNRENCE/ANDRE

Giving them what they aawnt



LAWRENCE

Like they're in a movie

And never forget that what they

want is-

Half smile-



ANDRE

Demi sourire



LAWRENCE

David Niven



ANDRE

Put on a-



LAWRENCe/ANDRE

Bold countenance, both tragic and

amused.



LAWRENCE

High style



ANDRE

Ah, comme il faut!



LAWRENCE

That's a given



ANDRE

And don't forget



LAWRENCE

All I'm doing is, I'm-



LAWRENCE/ANDRE/ENSEMBLE WOMEN

Giving them waht they want



LAWRENCE/ANDRE

Doo ba zootie



LAWRENCE/ANDRE/ENSEMBLE WOMEN

Specifically what they want,



LAWRENCE

All tied up with a bo

For as the poet said-



ANDRE

Keats-



WOMEN

-"Truth is beauty"



LAWRENCE

-And that is all you really

Need to know



LENORE

Your grace!



LAWRENCE

This Lady is Lenore

She feels her life's become a bore.

You see her husband's

Ninety-four this May.

Buy hey, shes down for fifty mil,

In an addendum to his will

And whereever there's a will

There is a way.

I always say-



ALL

Give them what they want



LAWRENCE/ANDRE

Smooth and breezy



ALL

Exactly what they want



LENORE

An escape from the ennui



ALL

Give them what they want



ANDRE

Nothing cheap or cheesy.



LAWRENCE

Remember what they really want is-



ANDRE

Exhibit B:



LAWRENCE

Sophia, loaded down with lire,

Spied a grey hair in the mirror

So she made a resolution to cut

loose.



Her family fortune is obscence. Her

Dad invented Orangina

Now sit back and watch

While I turn up the juice-



ENSEMBLE

Top of the illusion,

For fantasy, the man to see is you

And so in conclusion,

All you're doing is you're-



ALL

Giving them what they want-



LENORE

Fire-



SOPIA

And passion-



ALL

Exactly what they want



ANDRE

'Til it's time to cash in-



LAWRENCE

And then you've got to leave them

wanting-



ALL

More, more, more,

More, more, more!



Give them what they want-

Give them what they want-

Give them what they want-



Some sugar in their tea.



Give them waht they want!



LAWRENCE

Here, I'll make it easy-

Rememer what they really want is-



ENSEMBLE

What we really want is...Ah-



LAWRENCE

Me.



ENSEMBLE

Mais oui!