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Five Guys Named Moe - What's The Use Of Getting Sober

NOMAX:

You know Big Moe, I need a fresh drink



BIG MOE:

Nomax, you're making a very serious mistake here



NOMAX:

How you figured



BIG MOE:

You oughta listen to your friend Big Moe



NOMAX:

I'm listenin'



BIG MOE:

And stop drinkin so much



NOMAX:

I don't drink that much



BIG MOE:

Shut up boy, you drink all day and you drink all night

now Max you know that aint right



NOMAX:

Let me explain



BIG MOE:

Shut up boy, your eyes are as red as they can be



NOMAX:

That ok, I've got some sunglasses somewhere



BIG MOE:

And it looks to Big moe you're about

to blow your wig



NOMAX:

Now I'm not gonna blow my wig



BIG MOE:

When you gonna learn boy?

What's the use of gettin sober

when you're gonna get drunk again



NOMAX:

Exactly

you know, old sam did something mighty fine

when he brought back good whiskey, beer and wine

because I love my whiskey and I love my gin

every time you see me I'll be in the sin



BIG MOE:

Don't you think you already deep enough in sin?

When you gonna learn Max?

What's the use of gettin sober

when you're gonna get drunk again



NOMAX:

Hey you know Big Moe

I went out last night about half past one

I thought I'd whoop it up a little bit, you know,

have me some fun



BIG MOE:

I understand



NOMAX:

So I got me a half a pint about half past two

Now after I drank that you know what I wanted to do



BIG MOE:

Sleep



NOMAX:

Uh, uh, then I got me a pint about half past four

now after i drank that I just wanted some more

so then I got me a quart



BIG MOE:

Oh a quart



NOMAX:

Yes about half past five

now after I drank that,

ooh, I didn't know if I was dead or alive



BIG MOE:

I think more dead than alive

When you gonna learn Max?

What's the use of gettin sober

when you're gonna get drunk again

God I hope this boy learns, lord have mercy



NOMAX:

I been thinkin', but I keep drinkin',

and I'm just about to lose my mind.