Testi Soundtracks :: H

Gentlemen. Gentlemen.

A secretary is not a toy,

No, my boy, not a toy

To fondle and dandle and playfully handle

In search of some puerile joy.

No, a secretary is not,

Definitely not, a toy.



You're absolutely right, Mr. Bratt.

We wouldn't have it any other way, Mr. Bratt.

It's a company rule, Mr. Bratt.



A secretary is not a toy,

No, my boy, not a toy.

So do not go jumping for joy, boy.

A secretary is not . . .

A secretary is not . . .

A secretary is not a toy.



A secretary is not to be

Used for play therapy.

Be good to the girl you employ, boy.

Remember no matter what

Neurotic trouble you've got

A secretary is not a toy.



She's a highly specialized key component

Of operational unity,

A fine and sensitive mechanism

To serve the office community.

With a mother at home she supports;

And you'll find nothing like her at FAO Schwarz.



A secretary is not a pet

Nor an e-rector set.

It happened to Charlie McCoy, boy:

They fired him like a shot

The day the fellow forgot

A secretary is not a toy.



A secretary is not a toy.

And when you put her to use . . .

Observe when you put her to use . . .

That you don't find the name "Lionel"

On her caboose.



A secretary is not a thing

Wound by key, pulled by string.

Her pad is to write in

And not spend the night in.

If that's what you plan to enjoy.

No!!



The secretary ya got,

Is definitely not

Employed to do a gavotte,

Or you know what.



Before you jump for joy,

Remember this, my boy,

A secretary is not

A tinkertoy!