Testi Soundtracks :: P

THE ACCOUNTANTS:

Unhappy...unhappy..very unhappy

Unhappy...unhappy...

Very very very very very

Very very unhappy

BLACK ACCOUNTANT:

Oh, I debits all duh mornin'

An' I credits all duh eb'nin

Until dem ledgers be right

LEO & THE ACCOUNTANTS:

Until dem ledgers be right

LEO:

I spend my life accounting

With figures and such

THE ACCOUNTANTS:

Unhappy

LEO:

To what is my life amounting

It figures, not much

THE ACCOUNTANTS:

Unhappy

LEO:

I have a secret desire

Hiding deep in my soul

It sets my heart afire

To see me in this role

I wanna be a producer

With a hit show on Broadway

I wanna be a producer

Lunch at Sardi's every day

I wanna be a producer

Sport a top hat and a cane

I wanna be a producer

And drive those chorus girls insane!

I wanna be a producer

And sleep until half-past two

I wanna be a producer

And say, "You, you, you, not you"

I wanna be a producer

Wear a tux on op'ning nights!

I wanna be a producer

And see my name "Leo Bloom" in lights!

CHORUS GIRLS:

He wants to be a producer

LEO:

Sell it, girls!

CHORUS GIRLS:

Of a great big Broadway smash

LEO:

Don't forget the balcony!

CHORUS GIRLS:

He wants to be a producer

Ev'ry pocket stuffed with cash

He wants to be a producer

Pinch our cheeks 'til we cry

CHORUS GIRL #1:

Ouch!

CHORUS GIRL #2:

Eek!

CHORUS GIRL #3:

Ooh!

CHORUS GIRL #4:

Oh!

CHORUS GIRL #5:

Ahh!

CHORUS GIRL #6:

Yes!

CHORUS GIRLS:

He wants to be a producer

With a great big casting couch!

LEO:

I wanna be...

CHORUS GIRLS:

He wants to be...

LEO:

I wanna be...

CHORUS GIRLS:

He wants to be...

LEO:

I wanna be the greatest, grandest

And most fabulous producer in the world

CHORUS GIRLS:

He wants to be a producer

He wants to dine with a duchess and a duke

LEO:

I just gotta be a producer

Drink champagne until I puke

CHORUS GIRLS:

Drink champagne 'til he pukes!

LEO:

I wanna be a producer

Show the world just what I've got

I'm gonna put on shows

That will enthrall 'em

CHORUS GIRLS & LEO:

Read my name in Winchell's column!

LEO:

I wanna be a producer

'Cause it's everything I'm not

THE ACCOUNTANTS:

Unhappy...unhappy...

So unhappy

LEO & THE ACCOUNTANTS:

Very very very very very

very very...

THE ACCOUNTANTS:

...sad

LEO:

I wanna be a producer

Hold everything! What I am I doing here? Mr. Bialystock was right!

There is a lot more to me than there is to me!

Stop the world, I wanna get on!

MARKS:

Bloom, where do you think you're going?

LEO:

Mr. Marks, I've got news for you. I quit!

Here's my visor...my Dixon Ticonderoga number two pencil... and my big finish!

I'm gonna be a producer

Sound the horn and beat the drum

I'm gonna be a producer

Look out Broadway, here I come!!

CHORUS GIRLS & ACCOUNTANTS:

Broadway, here he comes!