Roxie Testo

ROXIE



ROXIE

The name on everybody's lips

Is gonna be Roxie
The lady rakin' in the chips

Is gonna be Roxie



I'm gonna be a celebrity

That means somebody everyone knows

They're gonna recognize my eyes

My hair, my teeth, my boobs, my nose



From just some dumb mechanic's wife

I'm gonna be Roxie
Who says that murder's not an art?



And who in case she doesn't hang

Can say she started with a bang?

Foxy Roxie Hart!



ROXIE

You wanna know something? I always wanted to be in vaudeville.

And now that I'm a celebrity, I'm gonna have me a swell act,

too. Yeah, I'll get a boy to work with - someone who can lift

me up, show me off - Oh, hell, I'll get two boys. It'll frame

me better. Think "Big," Roxie, think "Big." I'm gonna get me

a whole bunch of boys.



The name on everybody's lips

Is gonna be



BOYS

Roxie



ROXIE

The lady rakin' in the chips is gonna be



BOYS

Roxie

She's gonna be a celebrity



ROXIE

That means somebody everyone knows



BOYS

They're gonna recognize her eyes

Her hair, her teeth...



ROXIE

...my boobs, my nose

Ooh, ah ah ah

From just some dumb mechanic's wife

I'm gonna be

Sing it!



BOYS

Roxie



ROXIE

Who says that murder's not an art?



BOYS

And who in case she doesn't hang



ROXIE

Can say she started with a bang?



BOYS

Foxy Roxie Hart!



BOYS

They're gonna wait outside in line

To get to see Roxie



ROXIE

Think of those autographs I'll sign

"Good luck to you, Roxie"

And I'll appear in a lavaliere

That goes all the way down to my waist



BOYS

Here a ring, there a ring

Everywhere a ring a ling



ROXIE

But always the best of taste

Oooh, I'm a star.



Boys;

And the audience loves her.



ROXIE

And I love the audience.



And the audience loves me for loving them.



And I love the audience for loving me.



And we just love each other.



That's because none of us got

enough love in our childhood.



BOYS

That's right.



ROXIE

And that's show biz, kid.



BOYS

Oh, yeah.

She's giving up her humdrum life



ROXIE

I'm gonna be

BOYS

Roxie.

She made a scandal and a start.



ROXIE

And Sophie Tucker will shit, I know

To see her name get billed below



ALL

Foxy Roxie Hart



BOYS

Chuh, chuh, chuh, etc...



ROXIE

Oooh ah ah ah ah ah ah

Those are my boys.