Regular Guy Testo

Testo Regular Guy

I'm the kind of guy
A girl takes home to mom
With pleated kaki pants
Cologne that's da bomb
I shake her dad's hand
And I look him in the eye
And I tell him straight up
I'm just a regular guy

I'm a regular guy
Who stays out of trouble
A regular guy
Who says ma'am on the double
I'm a regular guy
Just like Dawson's creek
I'm a regular guy
Just don't call me a geek
A geek...

But sometimes
I remember, what got my here
It was fighting, and cussing
And showing no fear

I watch Jay Leno
And 7th Heaven too
And I ask myself sometimes
What would Jesus do?
I'm buds with my mom
And I hang out with my dad
And I play everything safe
So I'll never be sad


Damnit, sometimes I wanna
Smash things up
They're jacked up and wacked up
And have to pee ïn a cup