Purple Pills Testo

[Eminem]

Ugh.. yo yo yo, yo



[Chorus: Eminem]

I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills

I've been to mushroom mountain, once or twice but who's countin

But nothin compares to these blue and yellow purple pills



[Eminem]

Yo, yo

Cool, calm, just like my mom

With a couple of valium inside her palm

It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve

To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves
I can't describe the vibe I get

When I drive by six people and five I hit (oops)

Aww shit, I started a mosh pit

Squashed a bitch and stomped her foster kids (AHH!)

These 'shrooms make me hallucinate

Then I sweat till I start losin weight

'Til I see dumb shit start happenin

Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryin to rap again

So bounce, bounce, come on bounce

{*GUNFIRE*} I said come on, bounce

Everybody in the house with a half an ounce (me!)

Not weed, I meant coke, dumb-ass sit down

We don't bullshit, better ask around

D-12 throws the bombest bash in town

Bizarre, your mom is passin out

Get her ass on the couch 'fore she crashes out

Come on!



[Kon Artis and Kuniva]

Fuck that, someone help Denaun

He's upstairs naked with a weapon drawn

Heh, hey Von you see me steppin on these leprechauns?

It gotta be acid cause the X is gone

Ya I took them all dawg with some parmesan

And I think my arm is gone

Naw it's probably numb

Young, dumb, and full of cum

And I think he 'bout to swallow his tongue

Scary ass it was a false alarm

You think I'm 'bout to die when I just got on?

Yo stop actin stupid

You so high that you might wake up with a guy on some new shit (EWW!)

Yeah I think I did too much -- This substance equals cups

Red pills, blue pills, and green -- Big pills (that's ill), mescaline!



[Chorus]



[Eminem]

Dirty Dozen, eighty of us, Shady brothers, ladies love us

That's why our baby mothers love us but they hate each other

They probably wanna take each other out and date each other

Some-, somethin, some'un, some'un, some'un {*babbling*}



[Proof]

Pop pills, pills I pop

Pop two pills on stilts I walk

Snort two lines that were filled with chalk

Thought it was +Incredible+ and killed the +Hulk+

I wanna, roll away like a rollerblade

Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days

And when I'm, old and gray look for dope to smoke

No okey-doke, I'm packin my nose with coke

{*cough cough cough*} Am I supposed to choke?

Had an accident when the Trojan broke

Ahh, poor baby, born by whore lady

Now I gotta strangle a.. (You're crazy!)



[Swifty McVay]

I pop fo' E's at one time

And I don't need water when I'm swallowin mine

(Yeah, you got any shrooms?) Does Bizarre smoke crack?

We can't get jobs cause our arms show tracks

Why the hell you niggaz think I rap?

We do it just to get your company hijacked

And if you like smack (uh-huh) then I might too

(Swift, chill) I just wanna get high like you! (ewww)

And I don't give a damn if they white or blue (uh-huh)

Speed, 'shrooms, down the valiums (uh-huh)

Even smoke weed outta vacuums

I just copped some and I'm goin back soon



[Chorus]



[Bizarre]

I'm at rave lookin like a slave, high off chronic

Gin and tonic demonic, body smell like vomit

Pussy poppin, acid droppin, dope-headed guy

Heroin mescaline, pencilnecks, wanna try?

Blue pills, golden seals, got Bizarre, actin ill

Drugs kill (Yeah right) - Bitch, I'm for real!!!

Shut your mouth you dirty slut, you know you want it in your butt

I'll put it in your cunt; let Bizarre nut!



[Chorus]



[Eminem]

Dirty Dozen, eighty of us, Shady brothers, ladies love us

That's why our baby mothers love us but they hate each other

They probably wanna take each other out and date each other

Some-, somethin, some'un, some'un, some'un {*babbling*}



{*harmonica plays until fade*}