Guess Who's Coming After Dinner Testo

Frederick the Great and Errol Flynn Edna St. Vincent and James Baldwin Tennessee Williams, and Virginia Woolf Socrates, who battled bureaucracies Aristotle, who let the philosophical cat out of the bottle Sophocles, who..........rhymed with Socrates It's a secret just between nous Though everybody knows it's not easy being bluish That all of these guys and dolls were Gay And by the way, Lawrence of Arabia was not turned on by labia Richard the Lion-Hearted was quite a groover Walt Whitman, Tchaikovsky and J. Edgar Hoover Virgil and Leonardo And Plato, don't ya know And Michelangelo Bessie Smith and Cole Porter All of the above and more in that precise order and maybe James I, Edward & Julius II, Richard, William & George III, and Alexander the Great (Now on the other hand,) William Shatner, Lauren Bacall and Dinah Shore, the queen of them all Neil and Paul, both named Simon If you think I'm reduced to simple rhymin' I'm only human, how about that Paul Newman I'm not talking about who they lay I'm just sayin' they're Jewish Sandy Koufax, Jesus Christ Through his mom, see, and Noam Chomsky Groucho, Harpo, even Chico Larry, Moe, and Curly Joe And Barry Goldwater, too All those Broadway guys with their melodies a-swirlin' Gershwin, Kern, and Lerner and Irving Berlin, Jerry Lewis, Tony Curtis, George Burns, Sid Caesar, Jack Benny, Alan King, Those are the comedians I think I'll skip the cabbies Go straight to America's Jewish mothers, Ann Landers And Dear Abby Al Jolson, Joel Grey, Johnny Clegg, and Lenny Bruce They're really quite a lot And in case you were wondering Leno and Letterman, NOT But the rest of em were, I know, 'cause I've been tracin' And believe it or not, even Jackie Mason! These are the few, not Marines, just Jews I thought I'd bring them back It's always good to keep track You know already there are kids who don't believe you when you tell them Michael Jack son was black You know Lazlo Loewenstein as Peter Lorre Ramon Estevez as Martin Sheen Betty Jane Persky was Lauren Bacall Bernard Schwartz was Tony Curtis And Alexandra Zuck was Sandra Dee And Lawrence of Arabia was not turned on by labia