Milk Your Goat Testo

Testo Milk Your Goat

Chorus:







Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage


Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her



Get your coat, and if she says to you



No you don't! Slip summink in her drink







Verse 1:






I watch her chattin' to that fella and im thinking they're never lovers



She's a little minx, he looks like one of the Neville Brothers



He's lookin smug so he's startin' to bug me



This dude is fuckin ugly it's not cos I'm jealous



Of other fellas when they're getting into gashes they shouldn't be



Intoxicated women who when sober they wouldn't be



Getting anywhere, but by exhibiting magic tricks



The girl don't even notice when he's startin' to grab her tits



20 minutes prior to the start of this monologue



This dude was at the bar all by himself lookin' proper odd



And when the pretty girl turned her back for a second-or-two



Did what all predators-do took his opportunity



He slipped something in her beverage



He knew he never had a chance so to give him more leverage



Cheated now you got a poor little innocent



Off her fuckin face and she's thinking she loves him



Looking at him longingly, this aint where she wanna be



I feel like I'm the only one who noticed this anomaly



Morally inclined to interject, intercept the dudes plan



Just before its gets sickening,



Heartbeat quickening, I dunno what he put in her glass



But as they pass me he's grabbin' her arse cheeks



If it gets nasty I'll stop the shenanigans



A spanner in his plan look he's over-milked it







Chorus:







Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage



Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her



Get your coat, and if she says to you



No you don't! Slip summink in her drink



Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage



Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her



Get your coat, and if she says to you



No you don't! Slip summink in her drink











Verse 2:







She's still



Holdin' the same drink, she gives him a lame wink



Whatever he gave her it wont let her brain think -



Straightly, now shies grinning sat in his lap, his mates



Take turns givin' him a pat on the back



He's got her in his grasp he can do what he wanna do



Take her back to his place you know what he gonna do



I aint a fan of it he don't deserve her



She's far too pretty man how did he manage it



Just as I get closer, I look at her finger



It all becomes clear why she's letting him linger



He was stood with a sly little look on his boatrace,



And judging by his threads, he clearly has no taste,



Except in buying jewellery, he's so uninhibited



He's really made a fool of me cos now I see what he did



This flash rich bastard is far from plastered



Heís worked a little plan that he's totally mastered



Sees his target, checks she's on the market



And slips a diamond ring into her glass as she guards it



I guess that's pretty cheesy but some men are sleazy



And if you chose wisely some women are easy



When she spots the present say its yours to keep



And for at least one night she's yours to keep



Just flash a precious stone it's as simple as that



So there you have it lads, rohypnolís old hat







Chorus:







Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage



Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her



Get your coat, and if she says to you



No you don't! Slip summink in her drink



Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage



Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her



Get your coat, and if she says to you



No you don't! Slip summink in her drink







Bridge:







Look I really gotta clear my throat



Fellas lookin' silly when they stand and gloat



You aint getting nuttin' if you don't take note



See the opportunity and milk that goat



Look I really gotta clear my throat



Fellas lookin' silly when they stand and gloat



You aint getting nuttin' if you don't take note



See the opportunity and milk that goat







Chorus:







Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage



Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her



Get your coat, and if she says to you



No you don't! Slip summink in her drink



Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage



Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her



Get your coat, and if she says to you



No you don't! Slip summink in her drink