Ronaldo Chop Testo

I was walking down the street, it was all going wrong
Like a bomb, too strong for me
I felt the illest, the realest and the weirdest
But then I looked to the floor and I just felt fearless, tearless
I came to a stop, took a little look, Ronaldo chop
Bit down to the ground, felt as though I passed out
Next thing I know, pow
School bound, enter the gates
Been found, now I'm the bait
Worthless, embarrassing, you're just plain dumb This ain't the way that it's going down, son

Cause I'll hit you with the chop, Ronaldo chop
You ain't gonna survive, you ain't gonna block (what)
Trust me when I say you're a wannabe
LOL jokes, cause I am too

Later that day, I was looking at the weather
When walking by, the fittest girl ever
I went in for the kill and offered up the D
Said I've brought ten rubbers with me
I was thinking it was all going well
Then I saw that I pissed myself
"He's a loser and ugly too", yo, bitch, STFU

Cause I'll hit you with the chop, Ronaldo chop
You ain't gonna survive, you ain't gonna block (what)
Trust me when I say you're a wannabe
LOL jokes, cause I am too
Now that I'm basically magic, I feel like a monster
Nah, not Jurassic
Whoa look, it's Draco Malfoy
I got you a ride, now let's go to town, boy
Pimping and dealing, he's at it all day
His speciality, self BJ's
Outta nowhere, a penguin appeared
Beating up Malfoy, not today, dear

Cause I'll hit you with the chop, Ronaldo chop
You ain't gonna survive, you ain't gonna block (what)
Trust me when I say you're a wannabe
LOL jokes, cause I am too

Cause I'll hit you with the chop, Ronaldo chop
You ain't gonna survive, you ain't gonna block (what)
Trust me when I say you're a wannabe
LOL jokes, cause I am too