Can't you pretend to be nice? Testo

Well he looks at me with those innocent eyes and says

"it looks like you're wearing some kind of disguise

because your hair sticks up. your shoes are untied

I hope that you got that shirt at half price!!"

And every word I say falls flat on the floor
I try to tell a joke he's heard it before

and I don't think that I can take it now more

it's driving me right out my front door



Why do you do what you do to me baby?

Shaking my confidence,

driving me crazy!

You know if I could I'd do anything for you

Please don't ignore me cause you know I adore you


Can't you just pretend to be nice?

can You at least pretend to be nice?

If you could just pretend to be nice?

then everything in my life would be alright



oeoeoeoeoeoeoooooooo

oeoeoeoeoeoeoooooooo

oeoeoeoeoeoeoooooooo



And I tried so hard jsut to figure him out

but he won't tell me what he's been thinkin' about

and then he falls asleep on the living room couch

his sun glasses on, his tongue hanging out

and then he disappears for a week at a time

and then he shows up, just like everythings fine

I don't get what goes on in his mind

but I'm tired of hearing the same stupid lines



Why do you do what you do to me baby?

Shaking my confidence,

driving me crazy!

You know if I could I'd do anything for you

Please don't ignore me cause you know I adore you



Can't you just pretend to be nice?

can You at least pretend to be nice?

If you could just pretend to be nice?

then everything in my life would be alright



oeoeoeoeoeoeoooooooo

oeoeoeoeoeoeoooooooo

oeoeoeoeoeoeoooooooo



Why do you do what you do to me baby?

Shaking my confidence,

driving me crazy!

You know if I could I'd do anything for you

don't need to worry cause you know I adore you



Can't you just pretend to be nice?

can You at least pretend to be nice?

If you could just pretend to be nice?

then everything in my life would be alright



oeoeoeoeoeoeoooooooo

oeoeoeoeoeoeoooooooo

oeoeoeoeoeoeoooooooo

oeoeoeoeoeoeoooooooo

oeoeoeoeoeoeoooooooo

oeoeoeoeoeoeoooooooo..



*fade until end*