My Life (Is The Worst Life Ever) Testo
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Testo My Life (Is The Worst Life Ever)
What the fuck's up? Oh, I know what you guys are thinking. "This guy seems really angry!" Well, guess what? I'm actually shy! And I know everyone thinks they can bully me 'cause I run to class with my rolly bag. Well, joke's on them. That's where I keep my katanas! Alright, let me just tune up real quick. Ha! Okay, I think I'm ready. This song is about how every day of my life is a complete fucking nightmare. A.K.A., I grew up in the United Waste of America. A.K.A., I'm a communist, see me after the show for literature!
One, two
One, two, I don't care!
Oh yeah
Oh yeah, tonight
Oh yеah, oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah, tonight, oh yеah, tonight
Black tears they stain my broken cheeks
I'm like a dead black rose in the middle of the night
You abandoned me on the side of the highway
Which highway? The highway of life
I wanna take my nails and scratch my face off
On a dark black night you fucking cursed me
I wanna take my skin, give it as a gift, ha!
Happy anniversary
My life is the worst life ever
The worst life ever invented
My life is vomit, my life is shit now
My life is terrible 'cuz you don't know what actual fucking pain is!
A.K.A., have you ever had the entire basketball team convince you that if you get on top of the school, run off as fast as you can and spread your arms, they told me I could float like a sugar glider! And guess what? I jumped off, I fell 20 feet and I broke my fucking foot!
Oh yeah, oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah, tonight, oh yeah, tonight
Your words are poison, the words that made me die The black tattoo of love, it seems to cry
The memories are shit and blood, mixed into a pie
You said you'd stay, but you lied
My life is the worst life ever
The worst life ever invented
My life is vomit, my life is shit now
My life is terrible, 'cause I guess you fucking abandoned me!
A.K.A., I guess you're not my girlfriend anymore. A.K.A., you're moving in with your stepdad in Darien, Connecticut! But, you know what? I'll never forget the first time we made love. A.K.A., you gave me a handjob while I played Kingdom Hearts!
Oh yeah
One, two
One, two, I don't care!
Oh yeah
Oh yeah, tonight
Oh yеah, oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah, tonight, oh yеah, tonight
Black tears they stain my broken cheeks
I'm like a dead black rose in the middle of the night
You abandoned me on the side of the highway
Which highway? The highway of life
I wanna take my nails and scratch my face off
On a dark black night you fucking cursed me
I wanna take my skin, give it as a gift, ha!
Happy anniversary
My life is the worst life ever
The worst life ever invented
My life is vomit, my life is shit now
My life is terrible 'cuz you don't know what actual fucking pain is!
A.K.A., have you ever had the entire basketball team convince you that if you get on top of the school, run off as fast as you can and spread your arms, they told me I could float like a sugar glider! And guess what? I jumped off, I fell 20 feet and I broke my fucking foot!
Oh yeah, oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah, tonight, oh yeah, tonight
Your words are poison, the words that made me die The black tattoo of love, it seems to cry
The memories are shit and blood, mixed into a pie
You said you'd stay, but you lied
My life is the worst life ever
The worst life ever invented
My life is vomit, my life is shit now
My life is terrible, 'cause I guess you fucking abandoned me!
A.K.A., I guess you're not my girlfriend anymore. A.K.A., you're moving in with your stepdad in Darien, Connecticut! But, you know what? I'll never forget the first time we made love. A.K.A., you gave me a handjob while I played Kingdom Hearts!
Oh yeah
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