If I Had A Car Testo

if i had a car i'd fill it up with gas drive to the country go lay in the grass if i had a house i'd paint my house yella wash me car in the drive like an ordinary fella if i had a car... if i had a fiance i would marry her over the threshold i'd carry her if i had a house... if i had a daughter i'd always be sweet to her my pretty wife would never let me beat her if i had a wife... if i had a son i'd beat him with my fist if i ever caught the boy messin' with his sister if i had a daughter... if i had sense i wouldn't sing this song i wouldn't get drunk and go on and on about if i had a son...