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Testo Trapped in the closet all chapters

Seven o'clock in the morning

And the rays from the sun wakes me

I'm stretchin' and yawnin'

In a bed that don't belong to me

And a voice yells, "Good morning, darlin", from the bathroom
Then she comes out and kisses me

And to my surprise, she ain't you

Now I've got this dumb look on my face

Like, what have I done?

How could I be so stupid to be have laid here til the morning sun?

Must of lost the track of time

Oh, what was on my mind?

From the club, went to her home

Didn't plan to stay that long

Here I am, quickly tryin' to put on my clothes
Searching for my car keys

Tryin' to get on up out the door

Then she streched her hands in front of it

Said, "You can't go this way"

Looked at her, like she was crazy

Said, "Woman move out my way"

Said, "I got a wife at home"

She said, "Please don't go out there"

"Lady, I've got to get home"

She said, her husband was comin' up the stairs

"Shh, shh, quiet

Hurry up and get in the closet"

She said, "Don't you make a sound

Or some shit is going down"

I said, "Why don't I just go out the window?"

"Yes, except for one thing, we on the 5th floor"

"Shit think, shit think, shit quick, put me in the closet"

And now I'm in this darkest closet, tryin' to figure out

Just how I'm gonna get my crazy ass up out this house

Then he walks in and yells, "I'm home"

She says, "Honey, I'm in the room"

He walks in there with a smile on his face

Sayin', "Honey, I've been missin' you"

She hops all over him

And says, "I've cooked and ran your bath water"

I'm tellin' you now, this girl's so good that she deserves an Oscar

Throws her in the bed

And start to snatchin' her clothes off

I'm in the closet, like man, what the fuck is going on?

You're not gonna believe it

But things get deeper as the story goes on

Next thing you know, a call comes through on my cell phone

I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate

But from the way he act, I could tell it was too late

He hopped up and said, "There's a mystery going on

And I'm gonna solve it"

And I'm like, "God please, don't let this man open this closet"

He walks in the bathroom

And looks behind the door

She says, "Baby, come back to bed"

He says, "Bitch, say no more"

He pulls back the shower curtain

While she's biting her nails

Then he walks back to the room

Right now, I'm sweating like hell

Checks under the bed

Then opens the dresser

He looks at the closet

I pull out my Beretta

He walks up to the closet

He comes up to the closet

Now he's at the closet

Now he's opening the closet...


Now he's staring at me like

As if he was starin in a mirror

She yells honey let me explain

He says you don't have to go no further

I can clearly see what's goin on

Behind my back, in my bed, in my home

Then I said wait a minute now hold on

I said mister we can work this out

She said honey don?t lose control

Tried to get him to calm down

He said ho I should?ve known

That you would go and do some bogus shit up in my house

But the Christian in me gave you the benefit of the doubt

I said we need to resolve this

Then he stepped to me, I?m like whoa

There?s a reason I?m in this closet

He says, yeah like what, are you talkin clothes

I met this girl at the Paje's club

And she told me she didn?t have a man

Then he said man please,

I?d kill you if you didn?t have that gun in ya hand

And I said but yo chick chose me

He said don?t give me that mack shit please

His phone goes off and then things get a little more interesting

He steps a little closer

I point my gun and says I?m not the one you after

He says somethin I bet you didn?t know my man

Did she tell you that I was a pastor

I said well good that?s betta right

Why can?t we handle this Christian- like

And I started to put the gun down

Til I saw his face still had a frown

She started cryin, sayin baby I?m sorry

Then he said baby not as sorry as you?re gonna be

I started inchin out

He says no I want you to see this

Said I gotta get out this house

He said not til I reveal my secret

I?m like what is goin on inside his head

Then he takes his phone and calls somebody up and says

Hello, Baby, turn the car around

Listen I just need for you to get right back here now (Click)

He looks at me and says well since we?re all comin out the closet

I?m not about to be the only one that?s broken hearted

She said what do you mean

And he said just wait and see

I said somebody betta talk to me

And then his phone rang

He picks up and somebody says sweetheart I?m downstairs

And he?s like I?ll buzz you up

I?m on the fifth floor, hurry take the stairs

And I?m like who is this mystery lady that you?re talking to

He says in time you both will know the shockin truth

Baby this is something I been wanting to get off my chest for a long, long time

Then I said, "Nigga, I'mma shoot you both if you don?t say what?s on ya mind

He said wait I hear somebody comin up the stairs

And I?m lookin' at the door

He says I think you betta sit down in the chair

I says I?m gonna count to four

1, he says mister wait

2, she says please don?t shoot

3, he says don?t shoot me

4, she screams

Then a knock at the door, the guns in my hands

He opens the door, I'll be god damn - it?s a man

Here we are. Four of us...

In total shock... Me and her.

I closed my mouth and swallowed spit,

And I'm thinking to myself, "This is some deep shit!"

And I said "So you're gonna tell me he's the one he's been talking to?"

He says, "Yes", I say, "No", he says, "Yes", I say, "No", he says, "It's the truth!"

I said, "All of ya'll ass is crazy, let me up out this door,

Because this is way more than I bargained for"

She says, "Wait, I'm sure we can all fix this"

Then I said, "I'm late, plus I ain't gotta damn thing to do with this!"

But then she said, "Wouldn't you just like to know how it all began?"

Then I thought to myself, and said, 'Quick, you got three minutes'

Then it got real quiet, I said, "Somebody start talking"

She said, "My God, Rufus! I've got just one question,

how could you do something like this? I'm so hurt!"

He looked at her and said, "Bitch please, you've got your nerves

With all your club hoppin', lyin' when you said you was shoppin'.

And now here you are in our home, and you're callin' me wrong."

She said, "Okay, you busted me! And that much I agree, you caught me cheating!

But this is a little extreme!"

He said, "You are my wife sleeping behind my back.

And now I come home and you got him in the closet, how extreme is that?!"

And she said, "But she's a he!"

And he said, "Please, you can't judge me"

She said, "But Rufus this is crazy!"

And I said, "Stop arguing!

I did not stay here to hear you chew each other out,

So get to the point, or I swear I'm out!"

"Excuse me, please, but I think I can explain what's going on in here.

My name is Chuck and I been knowing Rufus about a year,

At midnight creeping around with him has been a living hell, sneaking in and out of hotels..."

I said, "Brother, spare the details!"

Then Rufus said, "Chuck, please! Don't say nothing else!"

Then she screams, "Rufus you son of a bitch,"

He says, "Cathy, go to hell!"

I said, "I thought you said your name was Mary, that what you said at the party.

Man this is gettin scary imma shoot somebody!"

Then Rufus start yelling and screaming saying, "Cathy, this is all your fault!"

She throws a pillow at him and says, "You were creeping too, the only difference is you didn't get caught!"

Chuck screamed out, "We're in love!"

Cathy says, "Love my ass!"

Rufus said they're getting married then I shoot one in the air!

I said, "Not annother one of you sons of bitches say a word!

Cuz all this shit I'm goin thru is unheard!"

I grabbed my cellular

I said, "This is so wrong,"

I call up my home,

And a man picks up the phone....

Now I'm dashin home

Doin 85

Swervin lane to lane

Wit fire in my eyes

I got a million thoughts

Going through my mind

I'm thinkin about what imma do and who I'm gonna do it to when I get home

How could I have been so blind

And then I look in my rear view

I cannot believe this

(Whoo whoo whoo)

Damn, here comes a police man

He drove right up on me and flashed his light

Then I pulled over without thinkin twice

He hopped out the car and walked over to me

And said license and registration please

I looked up at him and said

Officer, is there somethin wrong

He said no, except you were doin' 85 in a 60 mile zone

Then I said officer

Let me explain please

Ya see the truth of the matter is

Is that I have an emergency

He said no excuses

And no exception

He flicks his cigarette and then gives me the ticket

Said have a nice day and walked away

I said yeah right and drove away

Then I turned my radio on

And did 55 all the way home

I pulled up in the driveway

Hopped out and slammed the car door

Then go in through the back

Bust up in the house and she screamin

Whats all that for

Then I'm like woman I called this house

And a man picked up my phone

Then she said calm down

Did you forget

My brother Twan came home


And thats all I could say was oh

Wit a stupid look on my face

Said I forgot he came home today

And she said thats okay

Because honey I understand

She said you dont have to explain

Then I took her by the hand

I kissed her and then we went to the room

Then I turned some music on

Apologized one more time

Then went down and start gettin it on

And she started bitin her lip

Grabbing me and makin noise

Now we makin love and she's my ear whisperin

It's all yours

I said I love you

And she said I love ya, too

Then a tear fell up out my eye

Then I called her my sunshine

And then she looked at me

And said baby go deeper please

And thats when I start goin crazy

Like I was tryin to give her a baby

The room feel like its spinnin

We keep turnin and turnin

As if we were in a whirlwind

The way our toes are curlin

The next thing ya know, she starts goin real wild

And starts screamin my name

Then I said baby, we must slow down

Before I bust a vessel in my brain

And she said please no dont stop

And I said I caught a cramp

And she said please keep on goin

I said my leg is about to crack

Then she cries out

Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax

And I said cool


Just let go of my leg

She says you're the perfect lover

I said I cant go no futher

Then I flip back the cover

Oh my God, a rubber..

And now, I'm like

Well, well, well

What the fuck is this

A condom in my bed

Ya better start talkin, bitch

'Fore I take a match and

Burn this muthafucka down

I said you better start talkin

And start talkin right god damn now

Then she said baby

I'm so speechless

Then I said my baby

You gone be breathless

If ya dont start talkin quick

Woman, I'm gone have a fit

You dont know what ya fuckin wit

Girl ya better cut the bull shit

Now its obvious somebody has been all up in my home

In my bed, and plus I smell cigarettes

Now I'm sniffin and lookin around

Suspicious like someone's here

Then I looked in her eyes and in her eyes

There was so much fear

Pull out my gun said is he still here

She shook her head and said naw

I'm checkin behind every door

She cried out he left right after you called

I said what the fuck was you thinkin

You thought that I wouldnt find this out

Then I said you must be crazy or on crack to have somebody off up in my muthafuckin house

She hopped up and said thats enough

She said I cant take no more

And then she said you made your point

But now its time to even the score

She said I know all about last night

And where you went when you left the club

Said thats right, nigga I was there

Wit this guy in the back of the club

I said I thought you was wit yo girls

She said I thought you was wit yo guys

She said you was at that bitch house

And dont even try to act suprised

Said bae, she said shut up

Dont you say a word

It aint nothin you can say

That I aint already heard

Then I said woman, dont you try to turn it all around

Cause the fact still remains that someone else was in my house

Then she said you're right about that

Somethin did go down, but I dont have to turn it around

Cause what goes around comes back around

I'm movin a little closer to her

She's trippin over the furniture

She said wait first, just let me explain

I said no need to, just give me his name

And then she said uh...uh

I say uh what

She said please sit down in a chair

And I say no, I'm standin up

And she cries out I'm so scared to tell you because of what ya might do

And I screamed look girl you better give me this man's name and I'm not playin wit you

She says okay, wipes her nose and asks me about a girl named Tina

I thought to myself, said it sound familiar

I said I probably know her if I seen her

Then I say anyway girl, what the hell does that got to do with this man

She said he know my girl Roxanne

I said who the hell is Roxanne

Then she says Roxanne's a friend of mine who know a guy named Chuck

Chuck's cool wit this guy name Rufus

And I'm sittin here like what the fuck

Then she says Rufus wife, Kathy

We both went to high school

She introduced me to

The policeman that stopped you