Off Broadway Testo

Broadway is the dream of a lifetime
For kids of every age
When I was little
I'd hold my fiddle
And bow as if on stage
Broadway is also a street
And streets have a gutter
And gutters trip feet
You could say my fiddle cracked
And there's no second act
Get off of Broadway
That push and prod way
Go find a little reprieve
Where no tourist tugs at your sleeve
Asking you “which way's Broadway?”
When he's standing on Broadway
And Broadway's got a sign on it that he won't believe

Get off of Broadway
That "hide your wad" way
Go safely show off your green
Pay for drinks where you can be seen
You'd never do that on Broadway
‘Cause the rats on Broadway
In broad daylight will pick your pocket clean

Just off of Broadway
Well east of the Prairie Dunes
They do things God's way Far enough from fellas
Hummin’ all the showtunes

Awful Broadway
The slobs applaud a
Mediocre melody at best
Can't tell Richard Rodgers from the rest
They oughta get off of Broadway
Hear the downtown jazz play
And put these words of wisdom to the test
Oh yes young man
Go West Of Broadway
Or East of Broadway
Oh off off Broadway is best!